Master Chief vs Batman

 
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Who wins?

 
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"Heavy boots of lead
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Master Chief = Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris = Batman

Therefore, Master Chief is Batman and vice versa.

 
 
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Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on August 11, 2014, 02:31:55 AM
Master Chief = Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris = Batman

Therefore, Master Chief is Batman and vice versa.
chuck norris is dumb

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2014, 02:38:32 AM
chuck norris is dumb

Could always switch it out with Keanu Reeves instead. Dude's immortal.

 
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John, A.K.A., Master Chief, A.K.A. Spartan 117 is a military trained super soldier. He has been training since he was a young'un to be the ultimate fighting and killing machine. His bones are virtually unbreakable, his muscles are many times stronger than the average man, and his reflexes are near unmatched. He also has a major advantage in his MJOLNIR armor, a system so advanced that normal people can't even use it without pulverizing themselves to a pulp. He can take on whole armies against impossible odds and still come out on top.

Batman is Batman. End of story. He can simply apply bat-antichief-spray and win.

 
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Quote from: A Dumb Door on August 11, 2014, 02:52:51 AM
John, A.K.A., Master Chief, A.K.A. Spartan 117 is a military trained super soldier. He has been training since he was a young'un to be the ultimate fighting and killing machine. His bones are virtually unbreakable, his muscles are many times stronger than the average man, and his reflexes are near unmatched. He also has a major advantage in his MJOLNIR armor, a system so advanced that normal people can't even use it without pulverizing themselves to a pulp. He can take on whole armies against impossible odds and still come out on top.

Batman is Batman. End of story. He can simply apply bat-antichief-spray and win.

But Chief has luck, aka plot armor...

What if they're related? Batman is Chief's great-great-great(-great)Grandpa.

 
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Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on August 11, 2014, 02:55:20 AM
But Chief has luck, aka plot armor...

What if they're related? Batman is Chief's great-great-great(-great)Grandpa.
Batman would not know this, being from the past, so it wouldn't influence him.

Also, the Justice League is comprised of demigods, gods, and other such beings so powerful they can hardly be comprehended by humans. Batman is just a rich kid with issues and he stands on par with all of them. Proof of awesome

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2014, 02:29:46 AM
Who wins?

Adam West wins everytime.

 
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Does batman have prep time?

 
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