Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.


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Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You're mixing up fiction with money, drugs, and hedonistic pleasure. If fiction could still make life better, I'd still believe in God and an afterlife.
Daily reminder:

This man is going to teach our children math.
Hey, it's against the law to teach ethics. So I can't tell the kids that there is no God nor point to existence.
I was talking about how glorious it was going to be :3


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
You'll grow out of this phase.

What "phase"?

And aren't you one of the younger users here?
I turn 19 in a few weeks so I'd say I'm somewhere in the middle.


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Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.
That's not what Door and Kenny said.


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
You'll grow out of this phase.

What "phase"?

And aren't you one of the younger users here?
19-20

He's in the middle, so no.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.
That's not what Door and Kenny said.

That isn't very convincing


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Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.
That's not what Door and Kenny said.

That isn't very convincing
Nuka and Vien didn't say anything to contrast it either.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Anytime eli or verb type I can hear linkin park playing in my head


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.
That's not what Door and Kenny said.

That isn't very convincing
Nuka and Vien didn't say anything to contrast it either.

Ok?


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Good. Fuck that guy. Being a deliberate dick like that, he deserved every punch.


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This is true justice.


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“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said

this should be a clue for you guys


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“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said

this should be a clue for you guys
That they're American.


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“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said

this should be a clue for you guys
That they're American.

yeah that's what I was going for


 
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The fact that it's untrue is irrelevant. You should get your ass beat for spoiling this anything.
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Yoda comes back
Chewy betrays Han
Luke loses his other arm
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You're mixing up fiction with money, drugs, and hedonistic pleasure. If fiction could still make life better, I'd still believe in God and an afterlife.

Fiction = escapism. Fiction includes video games, movies, books, television... Drugs could also be a form of escapism, but without the grace and creative prowess that fiction offers.

It's quite funny how the only way to truly enjoy life is to escape it. Says something about the experience as a whole.


You should see a psychiatrist.


 
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You should see a psychiatrist.

How would that change anything?


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"International New York Times"

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Man lands in ICU for pulling a Deci.


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He got beat up for security reasons.


 
 
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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?

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Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.


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This actually happened in some theaters

Not the justifiable assault part
But don't fuck with Star Wars fanboys


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Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?

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Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

Oh, so the part that the cops actually allowed the fanboys to still "watch the movie as planned" was also a joke?


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Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

Oh, so the part that the cops actually allowed the fanboys to still "watch the movie as planned" was also a joke?

Yes...
That was the main joke


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?

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Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

Oh, so the part that the cops actually allowed the fanboys to still "watch the movie as planned" was also a joke?

Yes...
That was the main joke

Yet it somehow feels real to me (because I have heard so many idiotic cop stories recently) to trigger me.


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Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

Oh, so the part that the cops actually allowed the fanboys to still "watch the movie as planned" was also a joke?

Yes...
That was the main joke

Yet it somehow feels real to me (because I have heard so many idiotic cop stories recently) to trigger me.


Hurr durr all cops are corrupt and abuse their power