A 20-year-old man landed in the intensive care unit (ICU) of a hospital after he spilled out the ending of the movie Star Wars: The Force Awakens at a US theatre, a media report said.The man, Raymond Chatfield, walked out of a premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Thursday night and shouted out a major spoiler in front of at least 100 people waiting in the lobby for the next show, thegoodlordabove.com reported on Friday.“I was waiting in line to see the evening show. Then this kid walks past the line, shouts out the ending and starts laughing. He totally ruined the movie for everyone,” a witness said.Three men, who were waiting in the lobby, donning suits of Star Wars characters, assaulted and critically injured the man. He was later admitted in the ICU in Bakersfield city, California.“I saw it all. This guy shouts out the spoiler right? Within 15 seconds, he was on the ground, getting beat up three men,” another witness said.“At first, the crowd was cheering the assaulters, and I think that made it worse. They beat him up for five minutes, kicking and punching him in the gut,” the witness added.Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.
Isn't Tribune satire
I would not trust myself with a gun when the sound of spoilers fills the room...
God man, get on some Xanax, 4Chan spoiled the movie for me a week before it came out and I didn't flip my shit.
Quote from: Ganon on December 20, 2015, 05:54:27 PMI would not trust myself with a gun when the sound of spoilers fills the room...Are you 14
Are you 14
Quote from: Jolly Rocket on December 20, 2015, 06:30:28 PMNo he's Ganondorf, so......really fucking old?Can you stop trying to be funny for one day?
No he's Ganondorf, so......really fucking old?
You're mixing up fiction with money, drugs, and hedonistic pleasure. If fiction could still make life better, I'd still believe in God and an afterlife.
Quote from: Septy on December 20, 2015, 06:24:57 PMAre you 14No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
It's quite funny how the only way to truly enjoy life is to escape it. Says something abot the experience as a whole.
Quote from: Ganon on December 20, 2015, 06:31:42 PMQuote from: Septy on December 20, 2015, 06:24:57 PMAre you 14No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.You're mixing up fiction with money, drugs, and hedonistic pleasure. If fiction could still make life better, I'd still believe in God and an afterlife.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?
No it isn't
Quote from: Septy on December 20, 2015, 06:39:50 PMNo it isn'tNice rebuttal.
You'll grow out of this phase.
Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
