NSFW Looks like Big Boss tried to become Punished Snake IRL it seems

Was walking. My sister messaged me, so I looked at my phone to answer. Tripped over a curb. Smacked into the floor, there was blood everywhere. I was walking down the street streaming blood, clutching my face. I walked right past a park full of kids, I wonder what they thought of the sight.

Thanks for your concern and cheering up dudes, it really does help. My lip and knee hurt a bit but honestly I'm not in a shitload of pain or anything. I'm gonna need stitches and it's probably gonna leave a balling scar. I'm drinking tea through a straw and I'm just kinda bored.

Mattie G Indahouse · April 20, 2017, 05:31:25 PM

Beric Dondarrion suffered through worse.

Big Boss · April 20, 2017, 06:44:26 PM

OK everyone, the surgery went very well and I'm alive. Had stitches for the first phase me ever and didnt feel a thing. Thanks to everyone who kept up and wished me good wishes, it really made me feel better and you guys are the best.

April 20, 2017, 06:51:21 PM

How was the 20 year coma?

Big Boss · April 20, 2017, 06:59:01 PM

Quote from: Vien on April 20, 2017, 06:51:21 PM

How was the 20 year coma?

solid

challengerX · April 20, 2017, 07:08:46 PM

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Big Boss · April 20, 2017, 07:15:09 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 20, 2017, 07:08:46 PM

Jesus man. Glad to see you're ok. Looks like somebody took a razor to your face.

Thanks man, it looks a lot worse than it feels honestly. People thought I got beat up lol. I'm surprised by how many people showed concern.

The Lord Ruler · April 20, 2017, 08:22:07 PM

Ladies dig scars

Luciana · April 20, 2017, 08:57:16 PM

Wow that shocked me, and I thought you got beat up at first. Glad you're okay though, just be more careful in the future lol.

If that scar heals nicely, it'll look killer though when it's all said and done. I'd fuck you.

Dietrich Six · April 20, 2017, 09:01:54 PM

Looks brutal man, glad you're doing ok.

Mmmmm Napalm · April 20, 2017, 11:40:49 PM

Sorry you fell, glad you're OK though!

Ian · April 20, 2017, 11:43:49 PM

So what's the kick ass bulshit story you're gonna tell people when they ask?

The Hån · April 21, 2017, 12:38:29 AM

after seeing these pics i feel hungry for some reason.

Big Boss · April 21, 2017, 01:58:04 AM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2017, 08:57:16 PM

Wow that shocked me, and I thought you got beat up at first. Glad you're okay though, just be more careful in the future lol.

If that scar heals nicely, it'll look killer though when it's all said and done. I'd fuck you.

That is the best possible compliment

Big Boss · April 21, 2017, 03:40:49 AM

April 21, 2017, 03:41:15 AM

Nice meme

R o c k e t · April 21, 2017, 04:01:27 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 20, 2017, 08:22:07 PM

Ladies dig scars

Ya don't say.....

Flee · April 21, 2017, 04:02:37 AM

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