Das Boot-Distracts a guard with his sexiness
Cheese Potato- Throws a boomerang at the distracted guard and knocks him out
Mr. P-Trips on a flight on 3 steps and breaks half of his bones
Gasai- Taunts the guard with implications

To my right is my collection of Mosin Nagants, which is fitting for invading a Siberian missile silo. I take one and pop a headshot on the guard Gasai is implying towards, thus clearing our way

checkmate figs