Long long ago on a forum far far away...

I once read a post by a certain user, where he stated just how much he hated :)

It took a few years for it to dawn on me, but now I too hate that infernal fucking emoticon.

:D - is fine, it's a bit too enthusiastic for my liking but eh I can live with it
:P - is either creepy as fuck or cheeky, neither of which are endearing
;) - Like a creepier version of :)
;p - kys
;d - FAST
:d - FAST
:^) - used to be funny, now it's cringey. Funny how that works innit.
XD t4r
xdddddd - 12 year old spotted, inb4das

I could go on but the one that really pisses me off the most is :)
Because it seems so sickly sweet and smug or clingy or wtfe

But yes so discuss your first world hatreds ITT

pls respond
(´･ω･`)

Postman who doesn't deliver to your door, and just sends the package back to the post office.

Wow so original I totally like this post :)

 innit

Hey Psy

Spoiler

Go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yourself.

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lalalla
☺

:^)

going to a vending machine only to find all your money is in £20 notes...

pls respond
(´･ω･`)

Let's just not even go there.

Hey Psy

Spoiler

Go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yourself.

Lenny is thankfully still halal.

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kill yourself

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How about =)

How about =)

Kinda just reminds me of that cheesy horror film.

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: ) is acceptable when used at the end of friendly sentences, although I agree it can look a bit cheeky.
: D and xD/XD just look cringeworthy, and shouldn't be used by anybody older than 14 years of age.

👌

:^(

What about this?

How about |•~•| or •v• or :v

Gookey enough that it doesn't bother me <.<

:^(

What about this?

Makes me laugh still, it's safe for now

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I WILL SMILE WHEN I WANT TO. I WILL LEAVE YOUR SHIT BEHIND. BECAUSE YOU DON''T SMILE AND IF YOU DON'T SMILE THEN YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE.

Well flee smiles are fine, they don't seem to carry the same disturbing connotations as they do from others <_<

So either you are a really well disguised serial killer, or you aren't a weirdo.

How about my favorites ö.ô, ō.ō, ō.ö

All halal as decreed by the god of weebery, desu exu himself.

lads

lads

shut up, lad

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