Lol wtf (short story) (girls)

Jive Turkey · August 07, 2016, 01:16:30 AM

Girl on Tinder messaged me. We live 10 min away from eachother (aka nothing)

She adds me on snapchat quick, tells me I'm cute. We exchange maybe 3-4 snaps just saying what's up etc, then she doesn't reply for 20 min

I get a snap a little while ago of her covering her tits with her hands, saying "I'm back" and I didn't reply. 3 min later she sends one of her in her bed pulling her panties up her pussy. I snap my eyes/eyebrows and say "I like what I see 👀👀"

And then she opens it and a few minute later unfriends me

Wtf

Girls mayne

Elai · August 07, 2016, 01:20:52 AM

of course

don't you know that girls want the exact opposite of what they say they want

as soon as you give her what she thinks she wants (in this case, attention/compliment) she fucks off and wants nothing to do with you

typical woman

R o c k e t · August 07, 2016, 01:24:43 AM

She just enjoys toying with guys m8

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August 07, 2016, 01:28:25 AM

Quote from: Eli on August 07, 2016, 01:20:52 AM

of course

don't you know that girls want the exact opposite of what they say they want

as soon as you give her what she thinks she wants (in this case, attention/compliment) she fucks off and wants nothing to do with you

typical woman

lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

Elai · August 07, 2016, 01:35:51 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 07, 2016, 01:28:25 AM

lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

lots of girls like me

i happen to be very charming yknow

Solonoid · August 07, 2016, 01:40:51 AM

Quote from: Eli on August 07, 2016, 01:35:51 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 07, 2016, 01:28:25 AM
lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

lots of girls like me

i happen to be very charming yknow

Charming, right.

*corvette intensifies*

Elai · August 07, 2016, 01:43:02 AM

Quote from: Arky on August 07, 2016, 01:40:51 AM

Quote from: Eli on August 07, 2016, 01:35:51 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on August 07, 2016, 01:28:25 AM
lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

lots of girls like me

i happen to be very charming yknow
Charming, right.

*corvette intensifies*

the corvette simply enhances my game

i only got it out of the shop like 2 weeks ago

R o c k e t · August 07, 2016, 01:47:56 AM

Quote from: Arky on August 07, 2016, 01:40:51 AM

Quote from: Eli on August 07, 2016, 01:35:51 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on August 07, 2016, 01:28:25 AM
lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

lots of girls like me

i happen to be very charming yknow
Charming, right.

*corvette intensifies*

I cant lie and say Prehistoric is ugly. He's a really good looking fella.

Elai · August 07, 2016, 01:49:09 AM

not that looks matter all that much

its all about how you carry yourself

Solonoid · August 07, 2016, 01:51:09 AM

Quote from: Eli on August 07, 2016, 01:49:09 AM

not that looks matter all that much

its all about how you carry yourself

Pretty much.

Grapes · August 07, 2016, 02:09:30 AM

[R O A S T]

R o c k e t · August 07, 2016, 02:29:14 AM

TINY PENIS

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snee0rp · August 07, 2016, 04:27:55 AM

>using emojis unironically

I kinda thought those things were only useful for shitposting or pretending to be Ender/Naru.

Tyger · August 07, 2016, 07:23:23 AM