Quote from: Jocephalopod on April 19, 2015, 09:26:32 PM

michigan

yes, everything about michigan is fucking aquatic

there's no land, at all

it's just water

swimming isn't useless and Michigan is pretty wet

plus it's enjoyable unless your fear of drowning is a water phobia 

So like what if you fall off a boat or something

then i would deserve to die, because falling off a boat is pretty fucking stupid

Water fuel can't melt Verby beams.

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 19, 2015, 09:34:46 PM

what if its because of a really bad storm

i wouldn't be on a fucking boat then

exactly

thats why you drown cuz you fall off during the storm n die

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 19, 2015, 09:34:46 PM

what if its because of a really bad storm

i wouldn't be on a fucking boat then

what if you were kidnapped and put on the boat

Quote from: ryle on April 19, 2015, 09:40:12 PM

exactly

thats why you drown cuz you fall off during the storm n die

and i would deserve it for being on a boat during a fucking storm

swimming is a useless skill, get over it

no you deserve it for not knowing how to swim

Quote from: Cocos on April 19, 2015, 09:27:00 PM

I'm not saying it's something to be laughed at if you can't, but to pretend like it's unfathomable how it could possibly save your life in very realistic situations is hilarious.

Plus you missed out: some of the most fun I had as a kid was in my old pool.  It never got old for me.

when did i say it couldn't save your life

never

my life doesn't need to be saved, because i'm NEVER IN FUCKING WATER
and even then, i already fucking said that i can swim now

Woah now, no need to get so worked up.

So it's a "completely useless skill", that can save your life in several very realistic situations?

I don't know?  You go somewhere that floods?  You fall in a lake?  You go fishing, kayaking, rafting, on a cruise, on a ferry, etc... and something goes wrong?  You fall in a pool and don't want to go through the inconvenience of choking and having a panic attack before you fish yourself out, or someone else does?  Someone else is drowning?  Etc... I dunno, I assume even you'd be open to the possibility of maybe leaving the conditions you are currently in at some point in your life, go somewhere/do something new, etc...

knowing how to swim isn't going to fucking save you if it's a storm

you stupid fuck

um youre not considering the option of swimming away from the storm

I'm a great swimmer. Have to be if I wanna pull honeys at the beach. I took swimming lessons from age 6-13 though lololol

You go somewhere that floods?

never in my state's history

You fall in a lake?

i'd have to be the dumbest cunt ever

You go fishing, kayaking, rafting, on a cruise, on a ferry, etc... and something goes wrong?

fishing is wrong, kayaking is pointless, rafting is pointless, and i don't plan on ever going on a cruise/ferry in my life

You fall in a pool and don't want to go through the inconvenience of choking and having a panic attack?

why would i fall in a pool
and you don't need to know how to swim to save yourself in a pool

Etc... I dunno, I assume even you'd be open to the possibility of maybe leaving the conditions you are currently in at some point in your life, go somewhere/do something new, etc...

sure, but that doesn't really mean anything

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:09:58 PM

never in my life have i ever needed to swim

and i never will

The beach can be cool!

That'd require Verbatim to go outside, you see....

why does it fucking matter to you so much anyway

Cause you're slowly but surely replacing Kinder as the forum chewtoy, that's why.

what if you need to take a bath and you shoot yourself with a shrink gun and you need to swim over to a washcloth on the other side of the bath tub so you can climb back over

Quote from: ryle on April 19, 2015, 09:53:15 PM

what if you need to take a bath and you shoot yourself with a shrink gun and you need to swim over to a washcloth on the other side of the bath tub so you can climb back over

then he'd be a fucking idiot for shooting himself with the shrink gun cunt

shut the fuck up you ch33ky cunt

verby you don't seem like an adventurous person