lol verbatim

i am karjala takaisin · April 19, 2015, 07:50:31 PM

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I can't swim.

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Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 07:52:55 PM

i can swim now, sort of

Girl of Mystery · April 19, 2015, 07:53:15 PM

lmao
What kind of retard can't swim at that age?

Oh

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM

someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill

Yu · April 19, 2015, 07:53:41 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 19, 2015, 07:53:15 PM

lmao
What kind of retard can't swim at that age?

Oh

People with a fear of water.

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Girl of Mystery · April 19, 2015, 07:55:18 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM

someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill

You won't be saying that when global warming hits and we become amphibious

April 19, 2015, 07:55:24 PM

Quote from: S\ash on April 19, 2015, 07:54:44 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:52:55 PM
i can swim now, sort of
i'd like to see you in a bathing suit

Imagine his pale form under the sun.

I do not think ghosts can appear during the day.

Girl of Mystery · April 19, 2015, 07:55:52 PM

Quote from: Yu on April 19, 2015, 07:53:41 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 19, 2015, 07:53:15 PM
lmao
What kind of retard can't swim at that age?

Oh
People with a fear of water.

But Verb isn't black

Yu · April 19, 2015, 07:57:25 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 19, 2015, 07:55:52 PM

Quote from: Yu on April 19, 2015, 07:53:41 PM
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 19, 2015, 07:53:15 PM
lmao
What kind of retard can't swim at that age?

Oh
People with a fear of water.
But Verb isn't black

How are those two things even linked?

Jono · April 19, 2015, 07:58:08 PM

Quote from: Yu on April 19, 2015, 07:57:25 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 19, 2015, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: Yu on April 19, 2015, 07:53:41 PM
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 19, 2015, 07:53:15 PM
lmao
What kind of retard can't swim at that age?

Oh
People with a fear of water.
But Verb isn't black
How are those two things even linked?

Because black people can't swim

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 07:58:45 PM

Quote from: Yu on April 19, 2015, 07:57:25 PM

How are those two things even linked?

it's a common joke that black men can't swim

which i think is a comeback to the old "white men can't jump"

Not Comms Officer · April 19, 2015, 09:08:56 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM

someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill

OMG LOOOOL

Swimming is a really useful skill. Oh god, I love being in the water....

Greek water, not shitty American water. :/

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 09:09:58 PM

never in my life have i ever needed to swim

and i never will

Not Comms Officer · April 19, 2015, 09:11:04 PM

Alright, have fun with that.

Loser.

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 09:15:19 PM

ow, my feelings

Not Comms Officer · April 19, 2015, 09:16:38 PM

ow, that impotent rage building up slowly but surely

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · April 19, 2015, 09:17:26 PM

um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim

A Cheese Potato · April 19, 2015, 09:18:04 PM

Quote from: ryle on April 19, 2015, 09:17:26 PM

um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim

that's 5 seconds that could be spent calling people here cunts

CUNT
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Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 09:18:37 PM

Quote from: ryle on April 19, 2015, 09:17:26 PM

um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim

unless you were deathly scared of drowning, which i was

Coco · April 19, 2015, 09:19:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM

someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill

You mean that thing animals do to survive in the water? Absolutely useless.

Jono · April 19, 2015, 09:20:45 PM

Quote from: Cocos on April 19, 2015, 09:19:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM
someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill
You mean that thing animals do to survive in the water? Absolutely useless.

>implying learning how to swim is important

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · April 19, 2015, 09:20:59 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:18:37 PM

Quote from: ryle on April 19, 2015, 09:17:26 PM
um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim
unless you were deathly scared of drowning, which i was

i learned how to swim in a big hot tub by the pool

or it was a normal sized hot tub because i was small(er) back then

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 09:22:05 PM

Quote from: Cocos on April 19, 2015, 09:19:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM
someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill
You mean that thing animals do to survive in the water? Absolutely useless.

if you're never near bodies of water?

EVER?

yes

it's completely absolutely motherfucking useless

Not Comms Officer · April 19, 2015, 09:25:00 PM

TACTICAL LOCK INCOMING

Jocephalopod · April 19, 2015, 09:26:32 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:22:05 PM

Quote from: Cocos on April 19, 2015, 09:19:20 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM
someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill
You mean that thing animals do to survive in the water? Absolutely useless.
if you're never near bodies of water?

EVER?

yes

it's completely absolutely motherfucking useless

michigan

Coco · April 19, 2015, 09:27:00 PM

I'm not saying it's something to be laughed at if you can't, but to pretend like it's unfathomable how it could possibly save your life in very realistic situations is hilarious.

Plus you missed out: some of the most fun I had as a kid was in my old pool. It never got old for me.

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 09:28:36 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on April 19, 2015, 09:26:32 PM

michigan

yes, everything about michigan is fucking aquatic

there's no land, at all

it's just water

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 09:30:07 PM

Quote from: Cocos on April 19, 2015, 09:27:00 PM

I'm not saying it's something to be laughed at if you can't, but to pretend like it's unfathomable how it could possibly save your life in very realistic situations is hilarious.

Plus you missed out: some of the most fun I had as a kid was in my old pool. It never got old for me.

when did i say it couldn't save your life

never

my life doesn't need to be saved, because i'm NEVER IN FUCKING WATER
and even then, i already fucking said that i can swim now

The Lord Ruler · April 19, 2015, 09:31:22 PM

So like what if you fall off a boat or something