List of things I already know

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM

"Your videos suck."
"You're fat."
"Your accent is shit."

I know. It's okay. Not everyone can have giant testicles like me. But one day you can. Just keep your chin up and keep going. Also, growing really long hair and drinking apple cider by the bottle helps.

If there's one piece of advice I could leave you, it would be to do the thing. Talk to that really cute girl you saw on the bus. Drop out of school. Wank to that really weird porn. In the end it all comes down to your experiences.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that in a few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth. Also, let's cuddle.

Elegiac · February 09, 2015, 05:17:15 AM

I almost made a serious post in this thread.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 05:18:49 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 09, 2015, 05:17:15 AM

I almost made a serious post in this thread.

Go ahead, I won't bite.

Elegiac · February 09, 2015, 05:21:11 AM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 05:18:49 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 09, 2015, 05:17:15 AM
I almost made a serious post in this thread.
Go ahead, I won't bite.

It really isn't called for. I wasn't going to criticise you, I was just going to refine your life advice. But why bother?

gats · February 09, 2015, 05:43:23 AM

okay

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · February 09, 2015, 05:46:31 AM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · February 09, 2015, 05:51:12 AM

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Elegiac · February 09, 2015, 05:56:39 AM

But honestly, I see a title like that and I expect the OP to be as good as I'd make it. You don't have serious haterz tho, so, fair enuff.

Blazed Iron · February 09, 2015, 06:13:03 AM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM

blah blah blah,

TheOneTrueTesticle

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TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 12:48:43 PM

Quote from: \ on February 09, 2015, 05:51:12 AM

it bothers the fuck out of me that you actually just said the sun will swallow the earth in a few million years.

Well technically it's a few thousand million years. Eh?

Girl of Mystery · February 09, 2015, 12:50:08 PM

You're dead. Shut up.

🂿 · February 09, 2015, 12:50:16 PM

Just to add to the list.

Spoiler

Deci is an autistic retard

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 12:50:33 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 09, 2015, 06:15:06 AM

Actually your videos are funny. Just the accent slips up once in a while.

I have the biggest nuts though.

If I go for more than five minutes, I tend to say normal R sounds unless I really try. kek

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 12:51:00 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 09, 2015, 12:50:16 PM

Just to add to the list.

Spoiler
Deci is an autistic retard

Shut up, faggot. I already said you're not.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 12:51:26 PM

Quote from: BumTicklingLemön on February 09, 2015, 12:50:08 PM

You're dead. Shut up.

Oh shit I forgot sorry. I know ghosts shouldn't be using machines.

R o c k e t · February 09, 2015, 12:51:31 PM

wait......I messed up.

PATRICK is supposed to be you, cuz he's fat remember?
So just pretend Squidward is the one talking

🂿 · February 09, 2015, 12:53:08 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 12:51:00 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 09, 2015, 12:50:16 PM
Just to add to the list.

Spoiler
Deci is an autistic retard
Shut up, faggot. I already said you're not.

To be honest, I'd actually love it if you said that with your Russian accent.

I could just imagine....

"Heelo everybody it's z one true desticle, Deci shut up faggot I already said you're not."

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 12:58:57 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 09, 2015, 12:53:08 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 12:51:00 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 09, 2015, 12:50:16 PM
Just to add to the list.

Spoiler
Deci is an autistic retard
Shut up, faggot. I already said you're not.

To be honest, I'd actually love it if you said that with your Russian accent.

I could just imagine....

"Heelo everybody it's z one true desticle, Deci shut up faggot I already said you're not."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CyoEvB7IGf

slayingold · February 09, 2015, 01:00:03 PM

People are people

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 01:02:51 PM

Quote from: slayingold on February 09, 2015, 01:00:03 PM

People are people

Definitely. But some people are smoking hot and others are dickheads. Oh, and there are definitely ugly people. Don't let the feminists get to you there.

🂿 · February 09, 2015, 01:04:19 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 12:58:57 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 09, 2015, 12:53:08 PM
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 12:51:00 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 09, 2015, 12:50:16 PM
Just to add to the list.

Spoiler
Deci is an autistic retard
Shut up, faggot. I already said you're not.

To be honest, I'd actually love it if you said that with your Russian accent.

I could just imagine....

"Heelo everybody it's z one true desticle, Deci shut up faggot I already said you're not."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CyoEvB7IGf

LMFAO! That was gold man. XD

clum clum · February 09, 2015, 01:05:25 PM

Quote from: \ on February 09, 2015, 05:46:31 AM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM
few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth.
*billion

Earth will be uninhabitable thanks to its expansion long before the Sun expands to the point where Earth is engulfed in it.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 01:06:43 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 09, 2015, 01:05:25 PM

Quote from: \ on February 09, 2015, 05:46:31 AM
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM
few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth.
*billion

Earth will be uninhabitable long before the Sun expands to the point where Earth is engulfed in it.

I'm just saiyan. That'll be the point where if any of our remains are left, they'll be gone. So go fuck that girl's brains out right now. Except be gentle. Come on now.

clum clum · February 09, 2015, 01:08:20 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 01:06:43 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 09, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
Quote from: \ on February 09, 2015, 05:46:31 AM
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM
few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth.
*billion

Earth will be uninhabitable long before the Sun expands to the point where Earth is engulfed in it.
I'm just saiyan. That'll be the point where if any of our remains are left, they'll be gone. So go fuck that girl's brains out right now. Except be gentle. Come on now.

Or fuck that guys brains out.

Which I'm trying to do.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 01:09:15 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 09, 2015, 01:08:20 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 01:06:43 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on February 09, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
Quote from: \ on February 09, 2015, 05:46:31 AM
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM
few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth.
*billion

Earth will be uninhabitable long before the Sun expands to the point where Earth is engulfed in it.
I'm just saiyan. That'll be the point where if any of our remains are left, they'll be gone. So go fuck that girl's brains out right now. Except be gentle. Come on now.

Or fuck that guys brains out.

Which I'm trying to do.

The metaphor still stands. Be gentle, fgt.

TB · February 09, 2015, 02:06:44 PM

Quote from: \ on February 09, 2015, 05:51:12 AM

it bothers the fuck out of me that you actually just said the sun will swallow the earth in a few million years.

I know right?
I had the same feeling