You will never find a redneck this fucker. He mows his lawn with a Chainsaw, fire, and a weed wacker. He has two tractors in his yard, his truck is the main cause of global warming, and he is drunk 24/7.


Once he invited me over to a barbecue and almost burnt his house down.

Like, we in the suburbs fuckboy. This ain't no Texas Walker Ranger shit, nigga.






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