You leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.
Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:38:07 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.
Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:40:04 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:38:07 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.How about this one?
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:43:04 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:40:04 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:38:07 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.How about this one? Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.
Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:49:29 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:43:04 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:40:04 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:38:07 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.How about this one? Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.How does one gaze upon Sep7agon itself?
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:50:13 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:49:29 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:43:04 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:40:04 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:38:07 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.How about this one? Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.How does one gaze upon Sep7agon itself?With great difficulty, but it's not my job to figure out the technicalities. I just review proposals.
You can go fuck yourself for $1.00
Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:56:15 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:50:13 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:49:29 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:43:04 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:40:04 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:38:07 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AMQuote from: Jill Valentine on January 29, 2015, 07:24:43 AMYou leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.Those are my terms.We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.How about this one? Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.How does one gaze upon Sep7agon itself?With great difficulty, but it's not my job to figure out the technicalities. I just review proposals.Goddammit Elegiac.
Quote from: Jester on January 29, 2015, 07:52:18 AMYou can go fuck yourself for $1.00You're offering me a dollar to masturbate? Is that right?
Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 07:57:04 AMQuote from: Jester on January 29, 2015, 07:52:18 AMYou can go fuck yourself for $1.00You're offering me a dollar to masturbate? Is that right?oh yeah baby
Put the cookies in the bag...and no one gets called a noodle >:3
Quote from: slayingold on January 29, 2015, 08:11:59 AMPut the cookies in the bag...and no one gets called a noodle >:3Are you threatening me?
Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 08:16:02 AMQuote from: slayingold on January 29, 2015, 08:11:59 AMPut the cookies in the bag...and no one gets called a noodle >:3Are you threatening me?...please?
Let's get down to business!
STOP POSTING YOU FIG NEWTON
Quote from: Numb Digger on January 30, 2015, 08:47:25 AMSTOP POSTING YOU FIG NEWTONAnd what are you going to do for me?
Quote from: Elegiac on January 30, 2015, 08:48:55 AMQuote from: Numb Digger on January 30, 2015, 08:47:25 AMSTOP POSTING YOU FIG NEWTONAnd what are you going to do for me?Not me, what Cheat will do for you.
If you buy me a helicopter, fuel, and training lessons, I'll give you a $1 CND.
Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on January 30, 2015, 03:19:34 PMIf you buy me a helicopter, fuel, and training lessons, I'll give you a $1 CND.Can you make me a better offer?
Let's do business, Flood.
