Lessons movies Taught You as a Kid

Epsira · July 29, 2015, 03:50:46 PM

My cells have more interesting lives than I do.
Germs are minorities.
Medicine is made from white people.

If I ignore basic sanitation, I'll catch this guy

and die.

Я люблю наркотики · July 29, 2015, 03:51:59 PM

That my toys come to life when I'm not home.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 29, 2015, 03:52:22 PM

why is it in spanish

Ingy · July 29, 2015, 03:52:29 PM

Cats smoke a lot of crack

Epsira · July 29, 2015, 03:58:34 PM

Quote from: Memetics on July 29, 2015, 03:52:22 PM

why is it in spanish

I didn't even notice that.
It was just the first one that looked decent enough to grab for the OP.

Epsira · July 29, 2015, 04:01:09 PM

Quote from: WOOKIE ON CRACK on July 29, 2015, 03:51:59 PM

That my toys come to life when I'm not home.

I always thought how depressing it would be if my toys were more lively when I wasn't around.
I mean, it's not like they have to hide it. No one else would believe me if I spilled the beans anyway.

Doctor Doom · July 29, 2015, 04:03:31 PM

Never put munitions chips in toys.

TB · July 29, 2015, 06:35:14 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on July 29, 2015, 04:03:31 PM

Never put munitions chips in toys.

YouTube

Verbatim · July 29, 2015, 07:18:08 PM

I think a small part of what conditioned my trust-no-one mentality came from Terminator 2.

Just knowing that the T-1000 inhabited the persona of a police officer really fucked with my head as a kid. The bad guys I was used to in those days were card-carrying villains, with big evil mustaches, a boisterous, hammy presence, and everything else that basically said, "HEY! I'M EVIL!"

The T-1000 was a cop. One of the good guys--the sort of person you and I were taught to trust and look up to back in school. That movie completely shattered that whole notion--and I kinda love it for that.

Zonda · July 30, 2015, 02:33:21 AM

The Land Before Time had me genuinely convinced that Dinosaurs spoke English.

Also, there's a scene in Dragon Ball Z where Android 16 detached his arm and used integrated Rockets in it to punch Cell. It wasn't for another 8 years that I would learn that this was Anatomically impossible for a human.

Ushan · July 30, 2015, 06:45:10 AM

People are bastards.

BaconShelf · July 30, 2015, 06:51:51 AM

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

Mr. Psychologist · July 30, 2015, 07:58:40 AM

That trying to kill mice will end very badly for all involved <_<

Zonda · July 30, 2015, 08:07:36 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 29, 2015, 03:52:29 PM

Cats smoke a lot of crack

The one playing Guitar sorta reminds me of one of Ryle's Avatars.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · July 30, 2015, 08:21:46 AM

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gats · July 30, 2015, 09:19:13 AM

Rush hour taught me that war is absolutely good for nothing

Casper · July 30, 2015, 09:54:43 AM

Jurassic Park taught me that:

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Life finds a way.

And ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word.

Ásgeirr · July 30, 2015, 10:17:34 AM

I dunno.

But i learned that robots are cool