Everyone has seen it. The parable of the atheist professor going on about how God doesn't intervene in human affairs, until the US Marine stands up and punched him, saying he was standing in for god. After which a bald eagle shrieks for freedom, the marine proceeds to take OSB's severed head out of a sachel and starts to skull fuck it until he ejaculates red white and blue .50 cal tracer rounds from his cock and Ronald Reagan drives through the wall in a M1 Abrams tank with Jimmi Hendrix's National Anthem playing and the whole class yelling USA USA USA as Michael Jordan jumps over the tank to slam dunk. Sunglasses float down to the Marine's face and he yells deal with it faggots and rides into the sunset.

I think this parable depicts exactly what Jesus wanted his message to be. Fucking be a Christian or a badassed Marine will knock you the fuck out.

So, you better be a Good Christian or Master Gunnery Sergeant Hank Johnson will fast rope through your window and knock you out.

Very creative.

Oh wow
A charlie thread that made me laugh

Drink more beer

Everyone has seen it.

I actually had to google it to find out what you were talking about.

I think deleting my Facebook was one of the finest moves I've ever made.

Yeah, people are stupid everywhere. Blaming religion seems counter-productive.

Agreed. Religion is just a tool that others used for either good or evil.

Blame the player not the game.