LEMSIP COLD AND FLU TABLETS

Quote from: Lemsip on December 15, 2015, 09:18:26 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 15, 2015, 09:13:05 PM

I was in the shop the other day and this right skaghead walks in, this prat looks like he's about to puke a womble up all over the counter and he says '12 bottles of bleach please'

fucking avin a laugh he was

most we sell is 10 per customer

so after bagging them up and sending him on his merry way back to brummy
this undead munter shuffles through the slamwindow

she groans up to the counter and says demdip

'Certainly, what kind would you like?'

demdip max

'Here you are'

'wan too'

'I'm sorry ma'am, we are only allowed to sell you one of these as you may harm yourself or others with more than one box'

Did she have her hands on her face?

yeah

it was quite understandable though, she had a bit of a beard and this gruff voice so i didn't press the matter

Though it's a bit too sour for kids

Quote from: Lemsip on December 15, 2015, 09:18:26 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 15, 2015, 09:13:05 PM

I was in the shop the other day and this right skaghead walks in, this prat looks like he's about to puke a womble up all over the counter and he says '12 bottles of bleach please'

fucking avin a laugh he was

most we sell is 10 per customer

so after bagging them up and sending him on his merry way back to brummy
this undead munter shuffles through the slamwindow

she groans up to the counter and says demdip

'Certainly, what kind would you like?'

demdip max

'Here you are'

'wan too'

'I'm sorry ma'am, we are only allowed to sell you one of these as you may harm yourself or others with more than one box'

Did she have her hands on her face?

yeah

it was quite understandable though, she had a bit of a beard and this gruff voice so i didn't press the matter

I literally cannot understand any of the britbong banter ITT.

Speak fukin English m8