If your dog could text, it would be something like this

R o c k e t · May 12, 2015, 11:03:25 AM

Dog: HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE?"

Me: two hours

Dog: I PULLED IT DOWN IN 15 SECONDS

Dog: YOU'VE LET JESUS DOWN

Elegiac · May 12, 2015, 11:03:52 AM

first

Mat Cauthon · May 12, 2015, 11:06:17 AM

Nah, they'd be more like children, asking can they do this and that and if they can go out to play.

Naru · May 12, 2015, 11:06:18 AM

What are you talking about? Lemon's mom texts me.

Mr. Psychologist · May 12, 2015, 11:22:28 AM

Mat Cauthon · May 12, 2015, 11:23:49 AM

Kamina pls

Jocephalopod · May 12, 2015, 11:24:22 AM

My dug texts me the holy verses

Jocephalopod · May 12, 2015, 11:24:57 AM

Gary Larson?

Mr. Psychologist · May 12, 2015, 11:29:18 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 12, 2015, 11:22:28 AM

Gary Larson?

The one and only.

Girl of Mystery · May 12, 2015, 11:33:50 AM

What are you talking about? Lemon's mom texts me.

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Naru · May 12, 2015, 11:56:58 AM

Quote from: AstroNaru on May 12, 2015, 11:06:18 AM
What are you talking about? Lemon's mom texts me.
oh

D'oh