>Work in food court.
>Sell pizzas for people looking for a snack while they're shopping.
>Pretty chill at first, then I notice some things.
>I forget I live in a 'Good neighborhood' despite being black.
>Boring area, so people eat...a LOT.
>I can always tell how much someone is going to order by how much they waddle on their way to the counter.
>See landwhale soccer mom and her three brats happy feet-ing along over.
>Man battle stations!
>"Hello, what can I get for you today?" I say in my most polite 'please tell me you're just getting a soda' voice.
>Lady orders everything on the menu except for pizza.
>This wouldn't normally be a problem, but everything else we keep in the freezer and only heat it up when ordered.
>"I'd like chicken tenders, an artichoke flatbread sandwich, 3 kids meal hot dogs, and 7 churros to go."
>I don't even know what half of that is. But I deal.
>"Would you like anything else?"
>"Yes, actually, could you give us three bags of popcorn?"
>I turn around to the popcorn machine, which has a lovely 'Out of Order' sign on it.
>"I'm sorry, I can't serve popcorn right now. Machine's busted."
>Kids start wailing, and the mom gets upset.
>"But they want popcorn!"
>"I'm sorry, I can't do anything about that right now. Would they like something else?"
>"No, they want popcorn."
>omfg
>"I understand, but the machine's still broken."
>"Can't you fix it?"
>mfw I'm getting paid 8.75 an hour 
>"I'll be honest; if I could fix it, I probably wouldn't be standing here right now."
>Kids scream louder, I'm starting to get homicidal.
>She finally calms them down and turns back to me.
>"Would you like anything else?"
>"Yes, I haven't even started on what I'm getting yet."
>InternalScreaming.png
>Overall, she ordered over 50 dollars worth of food, and then complained that I seemed impatient during the purchase.

I was tempted to tell someone to turn off the escalator we have in the store so she could walk to the second floor, burn off some damn calories.

Do you fine folks have any good stories about fatties to share?

Ugh.

Absolutely disgusting.

Amen.

McDonalds.

Drive thru was terrible. I hear someone over the speaker placing an order, I can hear the guy struggling to breathe. "I'll take 2 double quarter pounder with cheese meals, large."

Pulls up in this tiny car, he barely fits inside. He's the only one in it too :/

I work in a grocery store so I deal with degenerates on a regular basis. There's this middle aged, gargantuan lady that often comes into the store uses one of our two rascal scooters rascal scooters which are meant for disabled people, buys large quantities of nasty looking junk food in separate orders, and will bitch about the most insignificant things.

>mfw I'm getting paid 8.75 an hour 

I lost it