Kinder Digger Thread

A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to swerve?

Seriously mods? Flood isn't anarchy stop making threads you obese piece of shit.

Off in the distance the dim shouts of "worldstar" could be heard, causing the driver to instinctively turn on the spot to home in on their location, not wanting to miss an opportune moment to see some world class shit going down.

Seriously mods? Flood isn't anarchy stop making threads you obese piece of shit.

This is a legit thread and not a shitpost, fuck off.

A man comes up to the border of a country on his motorbike. He has three large sacks on his bike. The customs officer at the border crossing stop him and asks, “What is in the sacks?”

“Sand,” answered the man.

The guard says, “We’ll see about that. Get off the bike.”

The guard takes the sacks and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the man overnight and has the sand analysed, only to find that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases the man, puts the sand into new bags, lifts them onto the man’s shoulders and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The customs officer asks, “What have you got?”

“Sand,” says the man.

The officer does another thorough examination and again discovers that the sacks contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the man, and the man again crosses the border.

This sequence of events repeats every day for the next three years. Then one day, the man doesn’t show up. The border official meets up with him in a restaurant in the city. The officer says, “I know you’re smuggling something and it’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t even sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”

What is the man smuggling?

Unshaped or molded glass didlos.

Unshaped or molded glass didlos.

Hint:
The answer is in the story.

He'd better not be smuggling time.

Bikes

It's daytime.

Bikes

^this^

No thanks.

It's daytime.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Bikes

^this^

Yes, bikes was the answer. Now you can all gangbang me.

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Flint Marko.

His black people sense kicked in and he dodged out of reflex.

Nor can it be destroyed.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

I don't appreciate that language.

Shut the fuck up.

Lord Protractor, will your men join my bannermen in the final fight?

Yet they cannot be destroyed

They can be sent to destiny

Only 19 more

They can be sent to destiny

Yet they are still not destroyed.

They can be sent to destiny

Yet they are still not destroyed.

They can destroy destiny along with the threads.

Why don't we just take matter

And PUSH it somewhere else

They can be sent to destiny

Yet they are still not destroyed.

They can destroy destiny along with the threads.

Why do they have the Destiny board when the threads can be just destroyed, then?

They can be sent to destiny

Yet they are still not destroyed.

They can destroy destiny along with the threads.

Why do they have the Destiny board when the threads can be just destroyed, then?

Because destiny must always have shit or else it's heresy