OTTAWA – Less than one week after guiding his party to a surprise majority in the federal election, Prime Minister-designate Justin Trudeau has already filed 35 million workplace harassment complaints against his employers, the people of Canada.“Obviously this isn’t the way I envisioned starting a new job,” explained Trudeau, “But I can’t work like this. Everywhere I go, women keep calling me names like ‘The PMILF,’ telling me to smile more, and yelling things like “show us your abs!” This morning, Marc Garneau and Bill Blair had a 45-minute conversation about how fuckable I am. In my office. Right in front me.”The Liberal leader went on to add that the problem is even worse online, where his social media feeds have been inundated with shirtless photos of him, invitations from constituents to “Netflix and chill,” as well as countless links to editorial pieces on what political insiders all agree is “a pretty stellar D”.The harassment has become so pervasive, Trudeau notes, that’s it’s even spread beyond Canada’s borders.“Angela Merkel drunk dialled me at 3am last night,” recounted the Papineau MP, “To tell me she’d rather sit on my face than on the UN Security Council.”But while Trudeau sees himself as a victim, the government’s Chief Human Resources Officer places blame for the unwanted attention squarely on the taut, muscular shoulders Canada’s 29th Prime Minister. In a statement released today, the CHRO claimed that Mr. Trudeau is “asking for it with those suits he wears.”“The guy just spent two and half months travelling across the country, begging Canadians to let him show us what he can do,” the statement continued. “And then when we try to take him up on it, he complains.”“Fuckin’ tease.”
Holy fucking shit, lol. "I'd rather sit on your face than sit on the UN Security counsel." Bahahahaha.Good for Trudeau, though.
The public really is stupid. They vote for people based on their looks, race, or gender rather than their actual political stances. Sigh...
Quote from: LC on October 24, 2015, 03:18:13 PMI wish I knew what this picture implied.But yeah, I didn't get to read the article on mobile for some reason when I commented initially.
Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on October 24, 2015, 03:25:21 PMThe public really is stupid. They vote for people based on their looks, race, or gender rather than their actual political stances. Sigh...Actually he was voted in because he was the best chance to get the former Prime Minister Stephen Harper out of power. He also has some good ideas that are centrist and has quite a solid team to rely on.His platform includes:Electoral ReformLegalization of MarijuanaNew Tax CreditsRun a 3 year deficit to spend in infrastructure and Public Spending (Take into account Canada is close to entering a recession)His Platform is as below:Liberal PlatformThe vote was more to decide who was best to kick the former ruling Conservatives out of power.
It's a canadian onion.
Sure, maybe not a lot of people voted for this guy based on his looks but rather his political views, but I find it sad to think that a considerable percentage probably only voted for him because they thought he was cute or something.
Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on October 24, 2015, 04:43:45 PMSure, maybe not a lot of people voted for this guy based on his looks but rather his political views, but I find it sad to think that a considerable percentage probably only voted for him because they thought he was cute or something.Yeah, that's fair. I think if most people voted objectively, Mulcair would have won instead, considering he wasa) the official oppositionb) far more experienced than Trudeauc) essentially had the same platform with a few differencesd) was willing to form a coalition with the Liberals but was shut down multiple timesI dunno, I really like Trudeau but Mulcair should have won IMO.
invitations from constituents to “Netflix and chill,”
Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 24, 2015, 04:47:59 PMQuote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on October 24, 2015, 04:43:45 PMSure, maybe not a lot of people voted for this guy based on his looks but rather his political views, but I find it sad to think that a considerable percentage probably only voted for him because they thought he was cute or something.Yeah, that's fair. I think if most people voted objectively, Mulcair would have won instead, considering he wasa) the official oppositionb) far more experienced than Trudeauc) essentially had the same platform with a few differencesd) was willing to form a coalition with the Liberals but was shut down multiple timesI dunno, I really like Trudeau but Mulcair should have won IMO.Yeah, probably.
Justin Trudeau files 35 million workplace harassment complaints against Canada
