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Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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Just dying from the heat hahahahahahaahaha
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are you me?
I've had 3 interviews in as many years
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Bout finna get a second job cause the first one cut me to part time. Second interview went well and they had me take a drug test so I'm pretty sure I'm in there.

I have, however, been broke this whole time and my diet has consisted of pb&j, ramen, and sleep.

I'm pretty sure I'm dying.


 
 
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What are you applying for?


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
ramen, and sleep.

nothing wrong with that, fellow leaf village jonin


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
ramen, and sleep.

nothing wrong with that, fellow leaf village jonin

besides the ridiculously high sodium levels and me literally not being able to stay awake


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are you me?
I've had 3 interviews in as many years
Me too, thanks.


 
 
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I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.


 
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I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
Last Edit: June 16, 2017, 04:22:49 PM by Verbatim


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I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.

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I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.
*savvy


 
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Yeah I'll take you up on that offer Flee, thanks. I don't expect that to be the issue as I've had a bit of success in getting interviews with it, but it may help in any case.

Every employer who has gotten back to me after an enquiry has said they liked my application and interview, and simply hired somebody with more experience. It's really fucking unhelpful because they're just building on a positive feedback loop themselves and there's nothing I can do about it.

I'm trying to develop some persuasive techniques to compensate, but it's not going to help when the meta revolves solely around:
-Nepotism
-having experience when applying for an entry level job
-winning a lottery against 500 other equally desperate participants.

The funny thing is, HR managers could easily live off 1/5th of their existing pay to fund like, 30 extra entry level positions per business but muh conservatism