Just submitted my 1,500th job application since November 2013

Zonda · June 16, 2017, 12:49:47 AM

How is your day going, flood?

Ushan · June 16, 2017, 12:52:31 AM

I accidentally locked my friend's cats in his garage.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 16, 2017, 12:52:45 AM

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Zonda · June 16, 2017, 12:55:33 AM

Quote from: ねこ on June 16, 2017, 12:52:45 AM

Just dying from the heat hahahahahahaahaha

I'll swap you

Verbatim · June 16, 2017, 01:03:27 AM

damn dude

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 16, 2017, 01:06:23 AM

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Assassin 11D7 · June 16, 2017, 01:27:58 AM

wish ya luck

Flee · June 16, 2017, 01:37:58 AM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 16, 2017, 02:04:09 AM

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Boomdeyadah · June 16, 2017, 02:07:51 AM

found out my vision will be shit for the rest of my life and there is nothing I can do about it

A Cheese Potato · June 16, 2017, 02:08:40 AM

are you me?
I've had 3 interviews in as many years

Dietrich Six · June 16, 2017, 02:35:20 AM

Bout finna get a second job cause the first one cut me to part time. Second interview went well and they had me take a drug test so I'm pretty sure I'm in there.

I have, however, been broke this whole time and my diet has consisted of pb&j, ramen, and sleep.

I'm pretty sure I'm dying.

Flee · June 16, 2017, 05:48:19 AM

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Desty · June 16, 2017, 11:13:04 AM

What are you applying for?

Elai · June 16, 2017, 11:35:27 AM

Quote from: Wicked666Clown on June 16, 2017, 02:35:20 AM

ramen, and sleep.

nothing wrong with that, fellow leaf village jonin

Dietrich Six · June 16, 2017, 11:58:19 AM

Quote from: Kakashi597 on June 16, 2017, 11:35:27 AM

Quote from: Wicked666Clown on June 16, 2017, 02:35:20 AM
ramen, and sleep.

nothing wrong with that, fellow leaf village jonin

besides the ridiculously high sodium levels and me literally not being able to stay awake

Mattie G Indahouse · June 16, 2017, 12:11:46 PM

Right now I'm working.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 16, 2017, 12:20:54 PM

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Jet Wave · June 16, 2017, 02:03:02 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on June 16, 2017, 02:08:40 AM

are you me?
I've had 3 interviews in as many years

Me too, thanks.

Flee · June 16, 2017, 03:08:03 PM

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Solonoid · June 16, 2017, 03:36:58 PM

I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.

Verbatim · June 16, 2017, 04:22:03 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 16, 2017, 03:36:58 PM

I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.

you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now

Solonoid · June 16, 2017, 04:31:56 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 16, 2017, 04:22:03 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 16, 2017, 03:36:58 PM
I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now

It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.

Elai · June 16, 2017, 04:34:12 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 16, 2017, 04:31:56 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 16, 2017, 04:22:03 PM
Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 16, 2017, 03:36:58 PM
I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.

lmao

Verbatim · June 16, 2017, 04:34:20 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 16, 2017, 04:31:56 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 16, 2017, 04:22:03 PM
Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 16, 2017, 03:36:58 PM
I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.

*savvy

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 16, 2017, 04:39:12 PM

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Flee · June 16, 2017, 04:46:20 PM

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Zonda · June 17, 2017, 11:23:50 PM

Yeah I'll take you up on that offer Flee, thanks. I don't expect that to be the issue as I've had a bit of success in getting interviews with it, but it may help in any case.

Every employer who has gotten back to me after an enquiry has said they liked my application and interview, and simply hired somebody with more experience. It's really fucking unhelpful because they're just building on a positive feedback loop themselves and there's nothing I can do about it.

I'm trying to develop some persuasive techniques to compensate, but it's not going to help when the meta revolves solely around:
-Nepotism
-having experience when applying for an entry level job
-winning a lottery against 500 other equally desperate participants.

The funny thing is, HR managers could easily live off 1/5th of their existing pay to fund like, 30 extra entry level positions per business but muh conservatism