Just played a round of find the missing child

Sandtrap · April 11, 2015, 02:00:13 AM

Was out on my nightly walk. Bumped into a pissed off looking mom looking for her kid. She gave me a description of her kid. Rounded a couple blocks and there was the kid. Walked her back home to make sure she actually went home, then tried shambling my fucking legs to catch up to mom.

That whole affair was about two hours of fun and now I'm hacking up crap I didn't even know I had in my lungs.

So I'm off to sleep now. Discuss how if it were likely any of you, you would have plowed the kid/mom instead.

Spoiler

Sandtrap, M'ladying since 1992.

Jim · April 11, 2015, 02:01:23 AM

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🂿 · April 11, 2015, 02:02:17 AM

Stupid people shouldn't have kids.

Sandtrap · April 11, 2015, 02:05:28 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2015, 02:02:17 AM

Stupid people shouldn't have kids.

If I had to guess, the kid was doing kid stuff and snuck out to some party on main street. Older kids at some yee old building. I mean hey, at least the mom was looking for her kid.

Looked pretty damn worried.

Also, I lol. The kids on main street aren't very bright. You can smell the weed from a block away and a cop car is patrolling round the town.

I suspect something interesting going around the gossip table in the morning.

Sandtrap · April 11, 2015, 02:06:35 AM

Quote from: Jim Goose on April 11, 2015, 02:01:23 AM

>save kid
>mom gives thanks
>offers to bone you as a reward

B)

Sorry Jim. Mom was pretty big. Probably the size of a small ATV.

The Lord Porch · April 11, 2015, 02:07:01 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2015, 02:02:17 AM

Stupid people shouldn't have kids.

Better castrate yourself than

🂿 · April 11, 2015, 02:17:23 AM

Quote from: Porch Lord on April 11, 2015, 02:07:01 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2015, 02:02:17 AM
Stupid people shouldn't have kids.

Better castrate yourself than

I'm not stupid you pecker fucker.

Sandtrap · April 11, 2015, 02:24:46 AM

God dammit. I'm stupid. I didn't think about it when I went after mom. Lungs burning. Heart's not slowing down. Gonna give it a couple more minutes and if my little wrist monitor doesn't show a decrease I'm calling the docs up.

Sandtrap · April 11, 2015, 02:31:13 AM

Fuck it. Calling doc. Better safe than sorry. Word of advice gentlemen. Remember your health condition before white knighting across town with damaged lungs and agitated heart.

See ya in the morning.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 11, 2015, 02:36:49 AM

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A salt rifle · April 11, 2015, 10:17:39 AM

Eh, wouldn't have run back to the mother instead of calling the police and let them take care of the kid till the mother gets there.

DAS B00T x2 · April 11, 2015, 10:19:03 AM

You returned the child?
Sandtrap you fool, people pay good fucking money for those.

Mattie G Indahouse · April 11, 2015, 10:33:46 AM

I was expecting you to find the kid at Lonepauls house.

Sandtrap · April 11, 2015, 10:40:33 AM

Quote from: the boat ECKS two on April 11, 2015, 10:19:03 AM

You returned the child?
Sandtrap you fool, people pay good fucking money for those.

You fool! That's why I went after mom. There's a service charge for object retrieval.

Doc straightened things out by the way for the one person who was concerned. Says I'm overworking myself too. Ripped or pulled a lot of the muscles up in my ribcage and a few in my legs recently. Actually got a little flustered with me and told me to take a break.

So I'm going back to sleep now.

Raw Sugar · April 11, 2015, 01:17:42 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 11, 2015, 02:00:13 AM

Was out on my nightly walk. Bumped into a pissed off looking mom looking for her kid. She gave me a description of her kid. Rounded a couple blocks and there was the kid. Walked her back home to make sure she actually went home, then tried shambling my fucking legs to catch up to mom.

That whole affair was about two hours of fun and now I'm hacking up crap I didn't even know I had in my lungs.

So I'm off to sleep now. Discuss how if it were likely any of you, you would have plowed the kid/mom instead.

Spoiler

Sandtrap, M'ladying since 1992.

lol that sounded like such a dark game.

challengerX · April 11, 2015, 01:20:41 PM

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