Just my luck.

Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:29:22 PM

I've been asleep for the last 6 hours, and wake up looking, let's say, not my best.

Meanwhile, the girl who we hired to clean our windows is fucking gorgeous, and she's almost done.

Fuck, man. I can't catch a break.

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Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:30:49 PM

Quote from: Esoteric on July 25, 2015, 04:30:11 PM

it doesn't matter how you look if you just rape her

Good point.

Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:31:36 PM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:30:24 PM

Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

challengerX · July 25, 2015, 04:32:21 PM

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Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:33:41 PM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:32:21 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:30:24 PM
Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.
We all know the most you'd do is get close to take a picture.

No, I wouldn't do that. That's pretty creepy.

Girl of Mystery · July 25, 2015, 04:34:03 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:31:36 PM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:30:24 PM
Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

damn

she would've taken you right there and then

oh wait, no she wouldn't

challengerX · July 25, 2015, 04:35:02 PM

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Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:35:25 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:34:03 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:30:24 PM
Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.
damn

she would've taken you right there and then

For talking to her? What...?

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

Doctor Doom · July 25, 2015, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:35:25 PM

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

That makes one of us. I've never even laid eyes on a girl.

Girl of Mystery · July 25, 2015, 04:36:52 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:35:25 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:34:03 PM
Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:30:24 PM
Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.
damn

she would've taken you right there and then

For talking to her? What...?

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

isn't that how it works?

Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:37:23 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on July 25, 2015, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:35:25 PM
It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

That makes one of us. I've never even laid eyes on a girl.

Fortunately, talking to girls is one of the things that gets easier every time you do it.

Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:38:51 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:36:52 PM

isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.

Girl of Mystery · July 25, 2015, 04:39:28 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:38:51 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.

no, i was coming to you with advice

Elai · July 25, 2015, 04:40:25 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:39:28 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.
no, i was coming to you with advice

Sure you were.

Those Witcher games won't help you in real life.

Girl of Mystery · July 25, 2015, 04:43:26 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:40:25 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:39:28 PM
Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Le Mon man on July 25, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.
no, i was coming to you with advice

Sure you were.

Those Witcher games won't help you in real life.

My flowing white hair causes tsunamis

Jive Turkey · July 25, 2015, 04:57:03 PM

Post pics

Sandtrap · July 25, 2015, 04:58:40 PM

You can if you sneak around the other side of the house and dirty your windows.

Then go outside and tell her she missed a spot.

And then do the whole whip your dick out thing and cue the porno music.

Desty · July 25, 2015, 04:59:33 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on July 25, 2015, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:35:25 PM
It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

That makes one of us. I've never even laid eyes on a girl.

So you like guys?

I_IRONMAN_I · July 25, 2015, 05:07:57 PM

Ask her to hold your dick.

Then proceed to pull out a deck of cards after she reacts.

—

If she says okay first, nail her. (though you're risking STDs)

If not, whip out the cards. Proceed convo from there.

Elai · July 25, 2015, 05:24:00 PM

Her payment was an envelope filled with toast. The ball is now in her court.

XSEAN · July 25, 2015, 05:51:20 PM

that sounds like a plot to a porno film

Mattie G Indahouse · July 25, 2015, 05:53:13 PM

Quote from: Prehisnake on July 25, 2015, 04:31:36 PM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2015, 04:30:24 PM
Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

Lets say you do talk to her is she going to turn into a lesbian afterwards?

Elai · July 25, 2015, 05:58:00 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on July 25, 2015, 05:53:13 PM

Let's say you do talk to her is she going to turn into a lesbian afterwards?

Cheap shot, mate.

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 25, 2015, 06:58:51 PM

Quote from: Esoteric on July 25, 2015, 04:30:11 PM

it doesn't matter how you look if you just rape her

Its a prefect world, really.