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Kind of pointless to do splits if you're just doing bodyweight exercises. Just do full-body workouts.

yeah but i can't do those everyday right
Nah, but truth is you're probably not gonna do things as intense as you can with a proper gym, so doing it every two days would probably be fine actually.


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I wasn't aware I had to be a certain age to know shit.

you dont, but i just dont believe that you had enough time to be a street faring junkie who regularly gets in brawls, rehabilitate and recover from that lifestyle, and become a relatively functioning human being

all by the time you were 14
I didn't regularly get into brawls. They were few but they were real. And I never said I did fully rehabilitate and recover. Drugs are still a huge part of my life and it's something I'm still struggling with now. I only really did heroin about two times so I probably should have used a different example like Adderall.


remember my first time shooting up. Helped lower my heart rate right after beating 3 mma practitioners in their own gym.

ever hear of the Olympic athlete Steven Segal?


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Actually, yeah, I recommend doing full body workouts every two days or three

Your body can handle it if it's an outside gym, and you'll maximize gains this way.


 
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Actually, yeah, I recommend doing full body workouts every two days or three

Your body can handle it if it's an outside gym, and you'll maximize gains this way.

so what should i be doing in between those days


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Kind of pointless to do splits if you're just doing bodyweight exercises. Just do full-body workouts.

yeah but i can't do those everyday right
Some people do but if you're just starting, it'd probably be best to just do 3 days a week, regardless of your routine.


 
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Kind of pointless to do splits if you're just doing bodyweight exercises. Just do full-body workouts.

yeah but i can't do those everyday right
Some people do but if you're just starting, it'd probably be best to just do 3 days a week, regardless of your routine.

i'm in pretty good shape so i think i'll be okay. still, i'll play it by ear.

any recommendations for a workout routine?


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Actually, yeah, I recommend doing full body workouts every two days or three

Your body can handle it if it's an outside gym, and you'll maximize gains this way.

so what should i be doing in between those days
Rest the day after. Then if you feel like it you can go for a light jog. Don't get sloppy with your diet just because you're not working out.


 
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Actually, yeah, I recommend doing full body workouts every two days or three

Your body can handle it if it's an outside gym, and you'll maximize gains this way.

so what should i be doing in between those days
Rest the day after. Then if you feel like it you can go for a light jog. Don't get sloppy with your diet just because you're not working out.

how much should i be jogging?


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I feel like Jester has inherited Kimbo Slice's spirit
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I've never been in a fight. I'm good at not pissing people off I guess.


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Actually, yeah, I recommend doing full body workouts every two days or three

Your body can handle it if it's an outside gym, and you'll maximize gains this way.

so what should i be doing in between those days
Rest the day after. Then if you feel like it you can go for a light jog. Don't get sloppy with your diet just because you're not working out.

how much should i be jogging?
I finally get to use the percentage system:

10% is effort
20% is when you're bothered by the effort
40% is when you can't take it anymore
50% is when you've been running at full speed for 10 seconds when you're tired
60% you might hurt yourself if you're experiencing this much

the 80% part is a bit shady tbh
80% You're probably hurting yourself due to the intensity

100% is when you'll die from exhaustion

You don't wanna go above 20%, and you want to be above 10%


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I haven't had a fight in years. Last time I did I got clocked in the jaw real good, but clocked the other guy real nasty too.


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Thing is, you don't have to stop at 40% for a long time.  It's only 40% effort, so you can go for a really long while. It will feel like you need to stop, but if you keep going you will realize that you have the capacity to keep going.



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Kind of pointless to do splits if you're just doing bodyweight exercises. Just do full-body workouts.

yeah but i can't do those everyday right
Some people do but if you're just starting, it'd probably be best to just do 3 days a week, regardless of your routine.

i'm in pretty good shape so i think i'll be okay. still, i'll play it by ear.

any recommendations for a workout routine?
Eh, probably just whatever you can do with what equipment you have available and change things up from workout to workout. I would consult Youtubers or something that share your goals.


 
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So what? You sat there and let him hit you until he got bored and walked away?


 
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So what? You sat there and let him hit you until he got bored and walked away?

what gave you that idea


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Now he's just gay
last time i was in a fight i was in fourth grade

i was at my christian afterschool program, kid slapped me, i pushed him hard and he hit his head on some bleachers, i was a god amongst men for the next 25 minutes


 
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So what? You sat there and let him hit you until he got bored and walked away?

what gave you that idea

You're only talking about how badly he beat you up.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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So, he punched you in the face and that's it? How is that a fight?

no?

he got a good hit in but there were plenty of punches thrown.

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also, a good hit would mean you go unconscious due to a concussion.
If your perception of reality wasn't altered a little, then your brain didn't shake, and if it didn't shake then it was a bad hit tbh. Yes, you might leave with a broken nose, but trust me, brain injury is worse. A broken nose is only painful.

my nose and teeth were p bloody so id count that as a good hit. but by all means, call it a bad hit.
you can't try to explain anything to him his doesn't function on a high enough plane to comprehend logic and reason.

no destys actually really smart he just has troubled processing his thoughts sometimes
>he's smart
>thinking is hard for him

What
English is like his third language dude get a grip.

The way he talks is actually very normal for Farsi/Dari, and then the Swedish mixes things up even more. A little compassion never hurt anyone.
lol sorry I insulted your boyfriend


 
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I'm glad I don't get into fights. My arms resemble twigs.

My legs are pretty strong though 'cause I do a lot of squats, so I could probably give somebody a mean kick if I had to.


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I'm just curious as to what got his jimmies so rustled that he decided, "Yeah, fuck that guy's poster on the wall in particular!"

Who the fuck gets angry at somebody and rips a poster off their wall?