Just got hit by a motorcycle, AMA

Solonoid · March 29, 2015, 12:59:57 AM

I'm not in the hospital, no broken bones (drink milk kids), just a few bruises and one hell of a headache.

So go ahead, AMA me anything.

Cheat · March 29, 2015, 01:04:28 AM

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on March 29, 2015, 12:59:57 AM

I'm not in the hospital, no broken bones (drink milk kids), just a few bruises and one hell of a headache.

So go ahead, AMA me anything.

Did they stop after hitting you?

Doctor Doom · March 29, 2015, 01:04:56 AM

How far did it throw you?

Sigma617 · March 29, 2015, 01:10:53 AM

What sort of vehicle were you in?

Blackbox Rob · March 29, 2015, 01:10:55 AM

Where are the bruises?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 29, 2015, 01:18:37 AM

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Solonoid · March 29, 2015, 01:28:34 AM

Quote from: Cheat on March 29, 2015, 01:04:28 AM

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on March 29, 2015, 12:59:57 AM
I'm not in the hospital, no broken bones (drink milk kids), just a few bruises and one hell of a headache.

So go ahead, AMA me anything.
Did they stop after hitting you?

He didn't have much choice.

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 29, 2015, 01:10:53 AM

What sort of vehicle were you in?

Size 8 converse?

Quote from: Plotmaster on March 29, 2015, 01:04:56 AM

How far did it throw you?

I have no earthly idea.

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 29, 2015, 01:10:55 AM

Where are the bruises?

On my calves mainly.

Quote from: S\ash on March 29, 2015, 01:18:37 AM

how do you get hit by a fucking motorcycle?

Well I was walking down the left side of the road, and these assholes came up with their brights on, and I crssed over to the right side, where this guy on a motorcycle was coming, but I couldn't see the light coming from behind because the dicks on the left had their brights on.

Sigma617 · March 29, 2015, 01:35:52 AM

You were on fucking foot?!

Wow.

🂿 · March 29, 2015, 01:36:33 AM

You alright?

I never broke a single bone in my life btw.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 29, 2015, 01:38:19 AM

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gats · March 29, 2015, 01:59:08 AM

did he not offer his butthole as compensation?

Sandtrap · March 29, 2015, 02:02:27 AM

The fuck did you do? Paint a target on your back?

What sort of area were you in that even allowed that to happen? Crossing the street or some shit?

Naru · March 29, 2015, 02:05:07 AM

Why are niggers so black?

At least you're ok.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · March 29, 2015, 03:10:31 AM

glad youre ok

Mattie G Indahouse · March 29, 2015, 06:00:04 AM

Was it a fag on a Harley?

Flee · March 29, 2015, 06:05:44 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · March 29, 2015, 08:42:15 AM

Why didn't you just throw a rock at the guy with his high beams on?

Oh · March 29, 2015, 09:19:11 AM

Quote from: ねこ on March 29, 2015, 01:38:19 AM

Was he a big guy

For you.

velox · March 29, 2015, 09:22:30 AM

Are you the Joker?

The Lord Ruler · March 29, 2015, 09:43:59 AM

Will you sue for millions if not billions of dollars?

Solonoid · March 30, 2015, 10:07:37 AM

Quote from: gats on March 29, 2015, 01:59:08 AM

did he not offer his butthole as compensation?

Quote from: Simseo on March 29, 2015, 09:19:11 AM

Quote from: ねこ on March 29, 2015, 01:38:19 AM
Was he a big guy
For you.

Of coarshe!

Elegiac · March 30, 2015, 10:11:51 AM

Probably makes you wish you had of just put up with a bright light being shone on you for a couple of moments. Glad you're okay but it seems a bit silly to cross to the other side of the street just because someone had their highbeams on.

Solonoid · March 30, 2015, 10:16:53 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:11:51 AM

Probably makes you wish you had of just put up with a bright light being shone on you for a couple of moments. Glad you're okay but it seems a bit silly to cross to the other side of the street just because someone had their highbeams on.

I crossed the road so that the car coming down it didn't hit me. It was altogether a prefferable situation.

Elegiac · March 30, 2015, 10:19:45 AM

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on March 30, 2015, 10:16:53 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:11:51 AM
Probably makes you wish you had of just put up with a bright light being shone on you for a couple of moments. Glad you're okay but it seems a bit silly to cross to the other side of the street just because someone had their highbeams on.
I crossed the road so that the car coming down it didn't hit me. It was altogether a prefferable situation.

I did wonder whether there was a path... what kind of street doesn't have anywhere to stand at the sides of it? Were you walking over a bridge on the autobahn?

DAS B00T x2 · March 30, 2015, 10:20:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:19:45 AM

what kind of street doesn't have anywhere to stand at the sides of it?

a majority of them.

Elegiac · March 30, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

Quote from: DAS | Loli Soul on March 30, 2015, 10:20:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
what kind of street doesn't have anywhere to stand at the sides of it?
a majority of them.

A majority of them where? I've never seen a place where the streets are all boxed in between two vertical walls. That sounds more like an alley.

DAS B00T x2 · March 30, 2015, 10:29:15 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

Quote from: DAS | Loli Soul on March 30, 2015, 10:20:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
what kind of street doesn't have anywhere to stand at the sides of it?
a majority of them.
A majority of them where? I've never seen a place where the streets are all boxed in between two vertical walls. That sounds more like an alley.

Oh, I read that as you meaning a paved sidewalk.

Isara · March 30, 2015, 10:30:10 AM

Where I live there isn't much of a sidewalk. Every time I drive, I risk hitting someone who is careless, or their pet, or a stray animal. Perhaps, I might also accidentally hit the douche with the motorcycle who narrowly surpasses me on either side.

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

A majority of them where? I've never seen a place where the streets are all boxed in between two vertical walls. That sounds more like an alley.

Elegiac · March 30, 2015, 10:31:59 AM

There you go. Glad you're alright.

Solonoid · March 30, 2015, 10:33:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

Quote from: DAS | Loli Soul on March 30, 2015, 10:20:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 30, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
what kind of street doesn't have anywhere to stand at the sides of it?
a majority of them.
A majority of them where? I've never seen a place where the streets are all boxed in between two vertical walls. That sounds more like an alley.

Well it would be rude to walk through other people's yards.