all my friends wanna go see it and im like "lets just stay home and watch the old ones"

Quote from: Vien on December 15, 2016, 12:01:17 PM

Be a bit more detailed? I want to piss off people with spoilers.

Be a bit more detailed? I want to piss off people with spoilers.

Quote from: Vien on December 15, 2016, 12:01:17 PM

Be a bit more detailed? I want to piss off people with spoilers.

Spoiler

Forrest Whitaker's character basically got the Captain Phasma treatment and is only in like 15 minutes of the movie. But he also dies, and his particular group of rebels are basically space ISIS.

I'm not really sure what Krennic's job is, he seems to think the Death Star is his project and doesn't want cgi resurrected Tarkin to take over it, but he didn't design it, he just seems to walk around with black armouerd storm troopers.

Vader only has 2 scenes and he says a pun about choking in one of them, "Be careful not to choke on your ambitions, Lieutenant"

The Rebels want to kill the main character's father for designing the Death Star, even though it is already complete by the time of the film, so they should really be capturing him to figure out a weakness. Which luckily he already designed into the station anyway, and is then killed by rebel X Wings in a bombing run regardless.

AT-AT's get trivialized and are defeated by just shooting at them and they explode, making them even more absurd of a design because they can't even tank hits to make up for slow movement.

Basically all the main characters die Actually I change my mind on this, all main characters die

The Death Star can destroy cities on a lower power setting, but in actuality this creates an explosion big enough to explode a small continent. But they cover it up by saying the "city" exploded in a mining accident.

Every third character says may the force be with you or something a long those lines despite it not really being that common of a phrase. I know a few people say it from time to time regardless of force affinity but it's a bit ridiculous this time.

A blind guy with a stick takes out probably like 30 - 40 storm troopers throughout the film. His stick is also a gun that he can shoot people with despite being blind. He is supposed to be like semi force sensitive I think, but in one scene he literally just walks straight at a squad of Storm Troopers while chanting, so they miss every shot because muh force.

The intro shows main character lady as a child and how she gets separated from Mads "Scientist Man" Mikkelsen, and then it flashbacks those exact same scenes later for some reason.

Barristan Selmy from GoT plays white bearded Death Star strategist from Episode 4 and has one line.

Calamri fleet Captain is not Ackbar

No Bothan Spies at all -That's the second death star, bruh

Vader comes like 15 seconds too late to capture Leia's ship initially before it escapes into episode 4, so now it makes no sense that she tries to lie and say she is a diplomatic ship.

The Imperial Droid character is basically an attempt at a rip off of Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. He says "whatever comes into his circuits"(mind), fell completely flat for me and was just annoying.

Mads "Master Plan" Mikkelsen confesses that he was the one to help an Imperial Pilot defect, when his team of engineers are being interrogated about said defector. Despite playing the part of a lap dog for years to secretly make the Death Star have a weakness.

The "My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you Either!" guys make a cameo which was kinda amusing.

Oh yeah cgi Princess Leia as well as Tarkin

The rebels initially don't come to an agreement to stop the Death Star for some reason, despite it basically being all powerful as far as they know at the time. But then when a group of them + the main characters go anyway they then show up after instead of just all going at the start.

I kinda just posted these as I thought of them so probably not in an efficient order.

Quote from: Casper on December 15, 2016, 01:17:12 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on December 15, 2016, 12:34:04 PM

Quote from: Vien on December 15, 2016, 12:01:17 PM

Be a bit more detailed? I want to piss off people with spoilers.

Spoiler

Forrest Whitaker's character basically got the Captain Phasma treatment and is only in like 15 minutes of the movie. But he also dies, and his particular group of rebels are basically space ISIS.

I'm not really sure what Krennic's job is, he seems to think the Death Star is his project and doesn't want cgi resurrected Tarkin to take over it, but he didn't design it, he just seems to walk around with black armouerd storm troopers.

Vader only has 2 scenes and he says a pun about choking in one of them, "Be careful not to choke on your ambitions, Lieutenant"

The Rebels want to kill the main character's father for designing the Death Star, even though it is already complete by the time of the film, so they should really be capturing him to figure out a weakness. Which luckily he already designed into the station anyway, and is then killed by rebel X Wings in a bombing run regardless.

AT-AT's get trivialized and are defeated by just shooting at them and they explode, making them even more absurd of a design because they can't even tank hits to make up for slow movement.

Basically all the main characters die Actually I change my mind on this, all main characters die

The Death Star can destroy cities on a lower power setting, but in actuality this creates an explosion big enough to explode a small continent. But they cover it up by saying the "city" exploded in a mining accident.

Every third character says may the force be with you or something a long those lines despite it not really being that common of a phrase. I know a few people say it from time to time regardless of force affinity but it's a bit ridiculous this time.

A blind guy with a stick takes out probably like 30 - 40 storm troopers throughout the film. His stick is also a gun that he can shoot people with despite being blind. He is supposed to be like semi force sensitive I think, but in one scene he literally just walks straight at a squad of Storm Troopers while chanting, so they miss every shot because muh force.

The intro shows main character lady as a child and how she gets separated from Mads "Scientist Man" Mikkelsen, and then it flashbacks those exact same scenes later for some reason.

Barristan Selmy from GoT plays white bearded Death Star strategist from Episode 4 and has one line.

Calamri fleet Captain is not Ackbar

No Bothan Spies at all -That's the second death star, bruh

Vader comes like 15 seconds too late to capture Leia's ship initially before it escapes into episode 4, so now it makes no sense that she tries to lie and say she is a diplomatic ship.

The Imperial Droid character is basically an attempt at a rip off of Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. He says "whatever comes into his circuits"(mind), fell completely flat for me and was just annoying.

Mads "Master Plan" Mikkelsen confesses that he was the one to help an Imperial Pilot defect, when his team of engineers are being interrogated about said defector. Despite playing the part of a lap dog for years to secretly make the Death Star have a weakness.

The "My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you Either!" guys make a cameo which was kinda amusing.

Oh yeah cgi Princess Leia as well as Tarkin

The rebels initially don't come to an agreement to stop the Death Star for some reason, despite it basically being all powerful as far as they know at the time. But then when a group of them + the main characters go anyway they then show up after instead of just all going at the start.

I kinda just posted these as I thought of them so probably not in an efficient order.

Spoiler

Wait, I thought the Geonosians designed the Death Star, or did they just have the plans for it?

Spoiler

I honestly don't know how that works either. They specifically say Mads designed it, so I dunno. Geonosian hologram was a prototype? Proof of Concept? ha

So basically it's what you'd get if you took writers who know nothing about star wars and told them to make what one would think would be a lore intensive film.

I guess the writting was on the wall when the writers were making incorrect statements about the empire and the rebellion on twitter.

Quote from: Vien on December 15, 2016, 02:02:46 PM

Quote from: LC on December 15, 2016, 01:23:47 PM

So basically it's what you'd get if you took writers who know nothing about star wars and told them to make what one would think would be a lore intensive film.

I guess the writting was on the wall when the writers were making incorrect statements about the empire and the rebellion on twitter.

Show me pls.

I'm having trouble finding it under all this safety pin nonsense. But basically they said that the empire is a white supremacist organization and the rebellion is lead by strong women. Both of which are false because the Empire is human supremacist (meaning that all humans regardless of skin color are inherently superior to xenos) and only one of the rebellions leaders is a woman.

Oh, the reason i can't find it is because it was apparently deleted.

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on December 15, 2016, 08:14:33 AM

It was pretty fucking awful, would not recommend

So how was Donnie Yen's acting