Just found this in the bathroom

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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one of my roommates' aftershave has "shatterproof bottle" written on it like it's some scientifically engineered special bottle



it's literally plastic

why is advertising so bad these days
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A lot of cologne is stored in glass bottles so I guess it's worth mentioning


 
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i mean

it won't shatter


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
A lot of cologne is stored in glass bottles so I guess it's worth mentioning
this is a valid pount


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
A lot of cologne is stored in glass bottles so I guess it's worth mentioning
i mean

it won't shatter
just say "plastic bottle"

don't make it sound like some new high tech invention


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
A lot of cologne is stored in glass bottles so I guess it's worth mentioning
i mean

it won't shatter
just say "plastic bottle"

don't make it sound like some new high tech invention

It's an excuse to use cost efficient materials, they don't want you to know they're trying to save money.


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Get of my lawn
That's a true playa.

Aqua Velva? That's some real Bro shit right there. His cock must resemble a fist


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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That's a true playa.

Aqua Velva? That's some real Bro shit right there. His cock must resemble a fist
::)


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Also ew
A cologne called musk?
Yuck


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Get of my lawn
That's a true playa.

Aqua Velva? That's some real Bro shit right there. His cock must resemble a fist
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You missed the sarcasm?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
That's a true playa.

Aqua Velva? That's some real Bro shit right there. His cock must resemble a fist
::)

You missed the sarcasm?
oh

yeah I know nothing about aftershave/cologne so it flew by me lol


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That's a true playa.

Aqua Velva? That's some real Bro shit right there. His cock must resemble a fist
::)

You missed the sarcasm?
oh

yeah I know nothing about aftershave/cologne so it flew by me lol
what does his cock look like tho?


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You should try dropping it off a high distance to see if it shatters... for science!




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You should try dropping it off a high distance to see if it shatters... for science!




But it's shatterproof


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ew plastic bottles


 
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try to get a closer shot of it for more detail


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You should try dropping it off a high distance to see if it shatters... for science!




But it's shatterproof


or is it?




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just say "plastic bottle"

don't make it sound like some new high tech invention
That won't sell as well.