Juggling multiple girlfriends is harder than I thought

Jive Turkey · April 02, 2017, 02:22:32 PM

It adds a new layer of stress, but it's a good stress

Interesting thing I've noticed though is all of the women are more attracted to me now than if I were just seeing one of them individually. I think it's because my abundance of women makes me give off this extreme vibe of non neediness(neediness being biggest attraction killer of all time). More on this later etc.

i am karjala takaisin · April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM

maybe you should like, not do that

Elai · April 02, 2017, 02:34:02 PM

Ha. Try juggling no girlfriends.

DAS B00T x2 · April 02, 2017, 02:46:38 PM

Quote from: Snake on April 02, 2017, 02:34:02 PM

Ha. Try juggling no girlfriends.

is that like trying to divide by zero?l

Elai · April 02, 2017, 02:50:40 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on April 02, 2017, 02:46:38 PM

Quote from: Snake on April 02, 2017, 02:34:02 PM
Ha. Try juggling no girlfriends.
is that like trying to divide by zero?l

try multiplying by zero.

Dietrich Six · April 02, 2017, 02:54:52 PM

Nah, what you have here is competition for attention.

Nothing gets a girl hotter than telling her you can't rail her out because you busy with someone else.

R o c k e t · April 02, 2017, 02:56:36 PM

wow ur so cool xDDDDDDD

Jive Turkey · April 02, 2017, 03:02:45 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 02, 2017, 02:54:52 PM

Nah, what you have here is competition for attention.

Nothing gets a girl hotter than telling her you can't rail her out because you busy with someone else.

This man knows

Jive Turkey · April 02, 2017, 03:03:35 PM

Quote from: R o c k e t on April 02, 2017, 02:56:36 PM

wow ur so cool xDDDDDDD

Thanks. You're definitely not though

R o c k e t · April 02, 2017, 03:10:11 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 02, 2017, 03:03:35 PM

Quote from: R o c k e t on April 02, 2017, 02:56:36 PM
wow ur so cool xDDDDDDD
Thanks. You're definitely not though

oh no my feelings

gats · April 02, 2017, 03:19:50 PM

Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM

maybe you should like, not do that

"waaaahh don't hurt a roasties feelings"
You're pathetic

i am karjala takaisin · April 02, 2017, 03:20:26 PM

Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 03:19:50 PM

Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM
maybe you should like, not do that
"waaaahh don't hurt a roasties feelings"
You're pathetic

what the hell is a roastie

i dont understand your iraqi slang

ban me · April 02, 2017, 03:34:51 PM

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gats · April 02, 2017, 04:01:34 PM

Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 03:20:26 PM

Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM
maybe you should like, not do that
"waaaahh don't hurt a roasties feelings"
You're pathetic
what the hell is a roastie

i dont understand your iraqi slang

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=roastie

i am karjala takaisin · April 02, 2017, 04:05:53 PM

Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 04:01:34 PM

Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM
maybe you should like, not do that
"waaaahh don't hurt a roasties feelings"
You're pathetic
what the hell is a roastie

i dont understand your iraqi slang
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=roastie

bitch when you're living life to its fullest like me you aint got time to slow shit down for no googling bs, miss me with that old people shit grampa

challengerX · April 02, 2017, 04:18:54 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · April 02, 2017, 04:44:17 PM

thats why you dont let them think youre their boyfriend

Ian · April 02, 2017, 04:57:08 PM

>He fell for the polygamy meme

Dietrich Six · April 02, 2017, 05:31:34 PM

Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 04:05:53 PM

Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM
maybe you should like, not do that
"waaaahh don't hurt a roasties feelings"
You're pathetic
what the hell is a roastie

i dont understand your iraqi slang
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=roastie
bitch when you're living life to its fullest like me you aint got time to slow shit down for no googling bs, miss me with that old people shit grampa

This shit is brutal

The Lord Ruler · April 02, 2017, 07:02:07 PM

lotta low T males itt

DAS B00T x2 · April 02, 2017, 07:06:05 PM

reminder that thots aren't people so it's okay to play a bunch of them

Deleted · April 02, 2017, 07:30:34 PM

Instead of girlfriends, you should try juggling as many sleeping pills as you can in your gut.

rC · April 02, 2017, 07:50:37 PM

Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 04:05:53 PM

Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: gats on April 02, 2017, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: bastard man on April 02, 2017, 02:26:51 PM
maybe you should like, not do that
"waaaahh don't hurt a roasties feelings"
You're pathetic
what the hell is a roastie

i dont understand your iraqi slang
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=roastie
bitch when you're living life to its fullest like me you aint got time to slow shit down for no googling bs, miss me with that old people shit grampa

I just want you to know that this reply has inspired me to finally embrace who I truly am. I plan to start transitioning to a female in the coming weeks.

Jive Turkey · April 03, 2017, 05:41:46 PM

Think I'm going to lose one of them soon smh. She seems to get bored easily and I'm also not feeling much of a spark on my side either, getting a bit bored myself. Don't know if it'll last or for how long before she jumps to another dude. Disappointed because she's easily the most beautiful girl I've ever been with, literally a model tier face and great personality.

Risay117 · April 03, 2017, 06:51:46 PM

As long as they know you banging others it's okay. And they are not your official girlfriend. But leading them on could result in you being kidnapped and split apart for each to take a piece of you. Literally.

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