Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?

Coomer · October 23, 2015, 10:16:50 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2015, 10:12:30 AM

No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

But it's your penis

It's like how you can tolerate your farts but nobody else's

MyNameIsCharlie · October 23, 2015, 10:18:29 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:16:50 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2015, 10:12:30 AM
No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

But it's your penis

It's still a penis. Having my asshole licked might feel like heaven, don't mean I'm gonna chow down on my ass

Coomer · October 23, 2015, 10:18:30 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:16:13 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:15:06 AM
But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it
what

when in the fuck did i say anything like that, you crazy fuck

Never

Your gigantic ego and attitude towards everything makes it obvious enough

velox · October 23, 2015, 10:18:48 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2015, 10:12:30 AM

No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

1. The same could be said about giving yourself handjobs.

2. Having a penis in your mouth would make it even better.

Coomer · October 23, 2015, 10:19:51 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2015, 10:18:29 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:16:50 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2015, 10:12:30 AM
No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

But it's your penis

It's still a penis. Having my asshole licked might feel like heaven, don't mean I'm gonna chow down on my ass

But don't you think it's different once you could actually do it tho?

Casper · October 23, 2015, 10:31:26 AM

I would, but I can't. I'm not flexible enough.

terrorbite · October 23, 2015, 10:33:35 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2015, 10:12:30 AM

No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

but it's your own. do you avoid touching your own penis, too, because after all its a penis in your hand?

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 10:38:12 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:12:25 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM
No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?
"omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right"

Part Germaphobe I find it odd

Engrapadora · October 23, 2015, 10:39:47 AM

I've hurt myself trying on more than one occasion.

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:40:17 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:38:12 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:12:25 AM
Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM
No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?
"omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right"
Part Germaphobe I find it odd

i was actually just making fun of the OP there; i find the idea gross, too

figured the quotation marks would've made that easy

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 10:42:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:40:17 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:38:12 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:12:25 AM
Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM
No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?
"omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right"
Part Germaphobe I find it odd
i was actually just making fun of the OP there; i find the idea gross, too

figured the quotation marks would've made that easy

Went straight over my head

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 10:43:06 AM

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 10:45:16 AM

Yeah Yeah I am a part Germaphobe laughs it up people I find it hard to understand why girls like giving head or why I should give oral.

Coomer · October 23, 2015, 11:02:00 AM

Quote from: ☢ Nuketown on October 23, 2015, 10:53:24 AM

I mean I think it's gross but...maybe. If I had that kind of flexibility (scoliosis inhibits my ability to be that flexible anyway) then chances are that I'd probably give it a shot at least lol

Is it any grosser than masturbating?

Luke · October 23, 2015, 11:12:28 AM

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rC · October 23, 2015, 11:29:18 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 09:56:54 AM

No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through her head.

I'm gonna assume most of them actually hate it and think it's gross, but do it anyway because it'll make their partner happy, or something. Like, that's the only way I can justify it in my head.

it's actually p fucking great to suck a dick.

Dietrich Six · October 23, 2015, 12:44:51 PM

Dude, I would never leave the house. Just don't cum in your own mouth and you'll be fine.

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PSU · October 23, 2015, 01:07:49 PM

Listen, I'm not gonna come in here and lie.

Of course I'd try it.

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True Turquoise · October 23, 2015, 01:26:19 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on October 23, 2015, 01:18:06 PM

Quote from: Asura on October 23, 2015, 10:00:03 AM
no...

My fucking back man
Small penis confirmed.

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