Jive turkey vs Verbatim

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Whatever you say man. I'm not here to argue and I may very we'll be wrong about you. My point is you don't have much of a presence.
My presence as a mod is the least impacting. Yutaka's is one of the most.

Unless you're talking about actual community presence which doesn't really hinder mod ability.
I'd actually agree with Chally on presence, my post count per day is nothing compared to what it was before I was a mod. And I'm not like Psy were I go and talk to every person involved with moderating.


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Whatever you say man. I'm not here to argue and I may very we'll be wrong about you. My point is you don't have much of a presence.
My presence as a mod is the least impacting. Yutaka's is one of the most.

Unless you're talking about actual community presence which doesn't really hinder mod ability.
I'd actually agree with Chally on presence, my post count per day is nothing compared to what it was before I was a mod. And I'm not like Psy were I go and talk to every person involved with moderating.
I've got you beat in all areas, though.


 
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Jive Turkey wins 3-2


 
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I don't see Verb being particularily eager about fighting in that sense. If anything I'd think he'd be pacifist. If not.

Well, a boat oar can give some good distance and reach. Even if Verb's not as physically strong as Jive, one good solid knock upside the head with an oar could knock Jive out. Verb might even have the advantage alone just because of the oar.

If it was a straight up fist fight Jive would probably win.

If it was a straight up oar jousting battle in a sense, it would all depend on who got who first.

Don't particualrily care to be honest.


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I think as long as I could avoid getting whacked in the head by the oar I could power through a bodyshot and rush verb down and take him to pound town


 
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I think as long as I could avoid getting whacked in the head by the oar I could power through a bodyshot and rush verb down and take him to pound town

Who says he'd need to hit ya n the head?

You know the shape of an oar right? If Verb turned the oar around, and used the small handle, and thrusted it forwards into your ribcage or lower plexes, that would for lack of a better term, suck.

With the broad end he could swing that into your knees and again, that would suck.

The wonderful thing about long reaching objects, with narrow points of contact, is that they don't need supreme strength to cause tremendous pain or damage. Your central torso is a much larger point of contact than your head. Your head would just be the instant off button to the fight.

But a jab to the ribs or lower portion of your torso, or even a swipe from the side might be enough to do it. Less so with a swipe because more force would be required which means more strength.

Going for a direct charge would be a bad thing.

Last Edit: April 08, 2015, 02:21:03 AM by Sandtrap


 
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Ya. I'd call it at this. If Verb has even a basic understanding of physics and kinetics, and kept a level head in things, Jive would be fucked. Oars are made out of solid, heavier forms of wood. This isn't a twig you can snap over your knee.

Verb has the advantage of distance and needs less strength to inlict more damage. Jabs with the smaller, handled end of the oar centered around even Jive's midsection would both be debilitating and harder to catch.

With a swipe you can brush it away with your arm. A frontal jab would be hard to avoid, and catch. Because the handle is a smaller point of contact, more force is generated on impact which means Verb could use Jive's advances to his advantage. Jive's own forward motion versus Verb's forward acceleration with the oar.

In a straight up fisties Jive would win.

But I have to hand it to ya Jive. If Verb played it smart with the oar and was able to keep his distance you'd be fucked completely.



 
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I think as long as I could avoid getting whacked in the head by the oar I could power through a bodyshot and rush verb down and take him to pound town
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