Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story

Jive Turkey · May 19, 2017, 11:53:08 PM

Going to make a Tinder again. I will post funny convos here or have you guys decide what to say. Higher quality girls I won't troll much but I still might post some screenshots to show my game, it's been a while though so I will need a little time to get back to it.

In the meantime I'm gonna go buy a yuge pizza and some Ben & Jerrys ice cream brb

Blazed Iron · May 20, 2017, 12:10:39 AM

Damn, kind of disappointed you haven't killed your pathetic self yet.

R o c k e t · May 20, 2017, 12:15:37 AM

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 12:28:47 AM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 12:10:39 AM

Damn, kind of disappointed you haven't killed your pathetic self yet.

BOI the only way I'm going out is from a steroid induced heart attack in the arms of my lover 😤😤😤

R o c k e t · May 20, 2017, 12:37:38 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 20, 2017, 12:28:47 AM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 12:10:39 AM
Damn, kind of disappointed you haven't killed your pathetic self yet.
BOI the only way I'm going out is from a steroid induced heart attack in the arms of my lover 😤😤😤

so before you are 30?

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 12:38:23 AM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 12:10:39 AM

Damn, kind of disappointed you haven't killed your pathetic self yet.

LMAO I just looked up your posts and the entire first page of it is you obsessing over me and getting mad when I don't even recognize your name!! How's my cock taste boyo?

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 12:44:28 AM

Quote from: R o c k e t on May 20, 2017, 12:37:38 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 20, 2017, 12:28:47 AM
Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 12:10:39 AM
Damn, kind of disappointed you haven't killed your pathetic self yet.
BOI the only way I'm going out is from a steroid induced heart attack in the arms of my lover 😤😤😤

so before you are 30?

Even top body builders live until at least 45 smh

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 02:16:51 AM

Man I don't know if all these girls got uglier or my standards went way up but Tinder is garbage right now. Very weak I'm upset

maverick · May 20, 2017, 02:24:30 AM

I deleted mine after four days

challengerX · May 20, 2017, 06:08:10 AM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

Blazed Iron · May 20, 2017, 02:56:16 PM

I love triggering the meatheads. It's not hard either, just poke them a few times and they do the rest of the damage themselves.

Doctor Doom · May 20, 2017, 03:14:57 PM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 12:10:39 AM

Damn, kind of disappointed you haven't killed your pathetic self yet.

Asshole.

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 03:52:18 PM

Quote from: Maverick on May 20, 2017, 02:24:30 AM

I deleted mine after four days

If I see my ex on there I'm deleting it for life smh

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 03:54:43 PM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 02:56:16 PM

I love triggering the meatheads. It's not hard either, just poke them a few times and they do the rest of the damage themselves.

Lmao nice attempt at backpedalling. No one is triggered here, it's okay I don't mind having a fanclub bro. And by bro I mean never my bro, fucking phaggot

Captain Flowers · May 20, 2017, 03:58:56 PM

Quote from: Maverick on May 20, 2017, 02:24:30 AM

I deleted mine after four days

I would too if I was some honking dork

Blazed Iron · May 20, 2017, 04:12:15 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 20, 2017, 03:54:43 PM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 02:56:16 PM
I love triggering the meatheads. It's not hard either, just poke them a few times and they do the rest of the damage themselves.
Lmao nice attempt at backpedalling. No one is triggered here, it's okay I don't mind having a fanclub bro. And by bro I mean never my bro, fucking phaggot

You sound pretty triggered. And don't worry, I had no intentions to be your "bro". It's funny because, I'm sure in that little mind of yours, you actually think you have a fan club on here. Sure, there are a select few, but the majority think you are just another fuckboi bragging on the internet.

maverick · May 20, 2017, 04:23:44 PM

Quote from: Captain Flowers on May 20, 2017, 03:58:56 PM

Quote from: Maverick on May 20, 2017, 02:24:30 AM
I deleted mine after four days
I would too if I was some honking dork

Have fun wasting hours swiping just to get curved, Deci.

Captain Flowers · May 20, 2017, 04:28:56 PM

Quote from: Maverick on May 20, 2017, 04:23:44 PM

Quote from: Captain Flowers on May 20, 2017, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Maverick on May 20, 2017, 02:24:30 AM
I deleted mine after four days
I would too if I was some honking dork
Have fun wasting hours swiping just to get curved, Deci.

Wrong again you meme lord fuck

Jive Turkey · May 20, 2017, 04:34:18 PM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 04:12:15 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 20, 2017, 03:54:43 PM
Quote from: Blazed Iron on May 20, 2017, 02:56:16 PM
I love triggering the meatheads. It's not hard either, just poke them a few times and they do the rest of the damage themselves.
Lmao nice attempt at backpedalling. No one is triggered here, it's okay I don't mind having a fanclub bro. And by bro I mean never my bro, fucking phaggot

You sound pretty triggered. And don't worry, I had no intentions to be your "bro". It's funny because, I'm sure in that little mind of yours, you actually think you have a fan club on here. Sure, there are a select few, but the majority think you are just another fuckboi bragging on the internet.

Please keep posting more in my threads, I love it srs

Captain Flowers · May 20, 2017, 04:36:55 PM

Jive my turkey

N/A · May 20, 2017, 05:14:50 PM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

Jive Turkey · May 21, 2017, 02:44:24 PM

Quote from: Zen on May 20, 2017, 05:14:50 PM

Spoiler

At this point, what do you think my tinder game would be? Got my permit now and getting a license in hopefully another month. Also spent three grand on fixing up a BMW to drive.

Bodies looking good man. I wouldn't have them all physique focused. I use

Main pic: Face (Bonus if it's in a social activity)
Second Pic: Social activity or hobby
Third Pic: Physique

Jive Turkey · May 21, 2017, 02:45:11 PM

Got a good number of girls on here now so I'll start messaging them tonight hehe

Jive Turkey · May 21, 2017, 10:17:56 PM

Just got off work. Gonna go meet a random Tinder match from last time I had Tinder rn to drink at her dorm. She's cute but honestly I'm nervous as fuck, haven't done shit like this in over a year. It's go time boyos

Jive Turkey · May 21, 2017, 10:23:41 PM

FUCK I'm nervous as shit. What if I can't get it up?? What if I start thinking about my ex too much and start crying?? Smh!

TB · May 21, 2017, 10:30:15 PM

Anxiety is a perception that a situation is dangerous when in reality it isn't. You'll be fine. Just chill out.

The Lord Ruler · May 21, 2017, 10:37:11 PM

yo my tinder bio is fucking rocking i pull all the freaky girls

Naru · May 21, 2017, 10:49:29 PM

This shit kills me

Dietrich Six · May 21, 2017, 11:32:00 PM

Quote from: Naru on May 21, 2017, 10:49:29 PM

This shit kills me

Blaise

Jive Turkey · May 22, 2017, 01:22:37 AM

I have returned