Jive, PSU, Das, I need your manly advice

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:31:04 AM

Al Baghdadi and I aren't screwing as much as I would like. In the first six months or so we fucked nearly every night we were together.

The sex is mind blowing.

Then it stretched to two to three times a week.

Then weekly.

Then every two weeks.

Now, after nearly three years, it's monthly. If I am lucky.

I have a very strong sexual appetite. I don't know what happened. Every time I come on to her I am shut down. When I try to talk to her about it, she says I am trying to make her feel guilty.

It's starting to overshadow other parts of the relationship. You three are closest to me in our view of relationships. What should I do?

Doctor Doom · June 22, 2017, 12:31:51 AM

Coomer · June 22, 2017, 12:33:52 AM

A trap would never deny you

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:34:28 AM

Quote from: Doctor Doom on June 22, 2017, 12:31:51 AM

fap

I do. Like twice a day. It's nothing close to sex with her. The best way I could describe it is like being boiled in honey. As hot as you have ever experienced, but sweet too.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:35:11 AM

Quote from: 化粧室はどこですか//~ on June 22, 2017, 12:33:52 AM

A trap would never deny you

A feminine penis is still a penis. And I am not gay

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:36:32 AM

Tbph, I am drinking more because of the absence. That's why I drunk post as much as I do.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM

>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:42:16 AM

Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM

>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

What do his politics have to do with his view on relationships?

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 22, 2017, 12:43:30 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:42:16 AM

Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM
>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

What do his politics have to do with his view on relationships?

I was referring to his facial hair, not his political beliefs.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:50:47 AM

Quote from: 🅱🅾🅾🅿 on June 22, 2017, 12:45:13 AM

c a n ' t r a p e y o u r w i f e

Again, political. And if you believe he does this, then I have a bridge to sell you.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 12:51:08 AM

Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:43:30 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:42:16 AM
Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM
>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

What do his politics have to do with his view on relationships?
I was referring to his facial hair, not his political beliefs.

So?

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 01:13:14 AM

Quote from: 🅱🅾🅾🅿 on June 22, 2017, 12:52:22 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:50:47 AM
Quote from: 🅱🅾🅾🅿 on June 22, 2017, 12:45:13 AM
c a n ' t r a p e y o u r w i f e

Again, political. And if you believe he does this, then I have a bridge to sell you.
rape is political?
nah dude see, I've giving you some prime PSU advice. you can't rape your wife, it's impossible so just forcibly have sex with her.

Do you really believe he rapes his wife? If you do, I have a bridge to sell you

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 22, 2017, 01:13:58 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:51:08 AM

Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:43:30 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:42:16 AM
Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM
>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

What do his politics have to do with his view on relationships?
I was referring to his facial hair, not his political beliefs.

So?

Do you think a time-displaced confederate soldier knows much about your situation?

Jive Turkey · June 22, 2017, 01:14:44 AM

I will reply with solid advice in about 10 min

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 01:15:34 AM

Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 01:13:58 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:51:08 AM
Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:43:30 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:42:16 AM
Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM
>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

What do his politics have to do with his view on relationships?
I was referring to his facial hair, not his political beliefs.

So?
Do you think a time-displaced confederate soldier knows much about your situation?

If all you got is his facial hair...

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 22, 2017, 01:16:31 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 01:15:34 AM

Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 01:13:58 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:51:08 AM
Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:43:30 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:42:16 AM
Quote from: Aria on June 22, 2017, 12:39:16 AM
>Relationship problems
>PSU
>Confederate

What do his politics have to do with his view on relationships?
I was referring to his facial hair, not his political beliefs.

So?
Do you think a time-displaced confederate soldier knows much about your situation?

If all you got is his facial hair...

That's because I only say mean things about Das when he asks me to, not out of habit.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 01:17:43 AM

Quote from: 🅱🅾🅾🅿 on June 22, 2017, 01:16:02 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 01:13:14 AM
Quote from: 🅱🅾🅾🅿 on June 22, 2017, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 22, 2017, 12:50:47 AM
Quote from: 🅱🅾🅾🅿 on June 22, 2017, 12:45:13 AM
c a n ' t r a p e y o u r w i f e

Again, political. And if you believe he does this, then I have a bridge to sell you.
rape is political?
nah dude see, I've giving you some prime PSU advice. you can't rape your wife, it's impossible so just forcibly have sex with her.

Do you really believe he rapes his wife? If you do, I have a bridge to sell you
raping your wife is impossible remember?

This may seem strange, but PSU and I have been active on this forum and B.net for over a decade

Solonoid · June 22, 2017, 03:12:26 AM

maybe she's sick of you begging her to peg you

challengerX · June 22, 2017, 03:23:40 AM

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Solonoid · June 22, 2017, 03:38:59 AM

OR it's the repressed homoerotic tendencies

maybe not everything is someone else's fault or mired in secrets

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Elai · June 22, 2017, 08:59:38 AM

You're a 40 year old dude asking a 17 year old kid for sex advice.

Dietrich Six · June 22, 2017, 10:06:22 AM

It's time to cut and run my dude. Sex is important to a good relationship and if she's already hitting you with that guilt trip bullshit it's time to jet.

Otherwise you can hit up some strange off the clock but you risk an even worse outcome.

DAS B00T x2 · June 22, 2017, 10:26:16 AM

Quote from: challengerX on June 22, 2017, 03:23:40 AM

, and a borderline schizo dude who thinks Obama's left wing death squads are gonna take him to a FEMA camp and who has sex with men and wants to marry a tranny for relationship advice?

I don't know what you're trying to imply, but that's great fuckig advice.
Charlie, go find a tranny masseuse that gives happy endings. Treat it like a therapy session and explore your relationship's troubles with her. Just don't think about the penis flopping in your face if it bothers you.

PSU · June 22, 2017, 05:18:51 PM

Honestly man, I'm in the middle of that same boat. My wife and I used to bang all the time, now its usually just once a week. Kids, Work, Stress, obviously most people know all of this already.

I'm sure its different for all women but when it comes to my wife, she likes when we do something different instead of the everyday mundane life. Wake up, go to work, take care my son, sleep, repeat. A special date, me taking an interest in what shes doing, even something as simple as going on a walk can turn it on for her. My advice would be to do more of that, switch up the daily life, even something small could go a long way to re-igniting that fire in the bedroom.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 22, 2017, 06:22:48 PM

Quote from: PSU on June 22, 2017, 05:18:51 PM

Honestly man, I'm in the middle of that same boat. My wife and I used to bang all the time, now its usually just once a week. Kids, Work, Stress, obviously most people know all of this already.

I'm sure its different for all women but when it comes to my wife, she likes when we do something different instead of the everyday mundane life. Wake up, go to work, take care my son, sleep, repeat. A special date, me taking an interest in what shes doing, even something as simple as going on a walk can turn it on for her. My advice would be to do more of that, switch up the daily life, even something small could go a long way to re-igniting that fire in the bedroom.

Yeah trying that too. We have a two, three and a four year old in the house. Plus both of us work full time. And we're both about to file chapter seven (both of our exes left us with debt into the six figures).

Maybe I should chill

Onion · June 22, 2017, 06:43:49 PM

let jive fuck her while you watch