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Jesus summons the Living Tribunal./thread
Well considering Jesus is an omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient being...
Well, turning water into wine is still altering the atomic structure of something, so that means his one miracle is capable of quite a bit.You know what apes hate? T-Fucking Rex's. All jesus has to do is point at that shotgun and turn it into a T-Rex, and he wins the game.
Yeah but Jesus is lazy
I'm just saying he's more likely to do something lazy and non-lethal.
Turning the continent into wine is non-lethal.
Fine... but will he ramp up to that level over chimps?
They have guns, and they're going to kill him or beat his ass. Jesus is so lazy that he's immobile, as we talked about a few minutes ago. He is also so lazy that his only effective power is turning things into wine on contact, but he's so lazy that he won't move.So, yes, he would, because that's the only move jesus can make.
You don't win this thread.
Actually, turning all of North America into wine is the lazy move on his part. All he has to do is reach out to their leader and turn him into wine, but as you stated, if he won't even turn an object into something at a distance without moving in the first place, then that's lazy as shit.
Turning the leader into wine seems a bit violent.
Not really. It's like *pop* no more leader. There's no pain or suffering involved, no torture or anything.
It's the principal of the thing though.
You have officially taken all the fun out of this for me, with your... analysing.
I didn't ask to make a cool thread.
Jesus FTW.SpoilerThe atheism and butthurt is strong in this thread.
Call me blind but I'm not seeing a lot of atheism around. In fact, immobile wine producing jesus is winning.
Poll
Jesus vs a troupe of Chimpanzees