jaden smith tweet generator

Naru · September 12, 2015, 04:16:49 PM

post your results!

http://www.gq.com/story/jaden-smith-tweet-generator

don't read everything you believe. and no, my twitter has not been hacked.

Naru · September 12, 2015, 04:17:38 PM

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I've said it before and i'll say it again, why do police enforce speed limits when the earth is moving at a million miles an hour?

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · September 12, 2015, 04:18:34 PM

Why Read Something You Can Experience?

i am karjala takaisin · September 12, 2015, 04:21:50 PM

Let's Bond On A Cellular Level. A Tree Just Whispered That To Me In My Sleep.

Trees Don't Know How To Be Sad. ← If You Cant Handle This Kind Of Raw Power And Emotion Please Unfollow Me.

How Come We Don't Have Passports For Trees?

Trees.

velox · September 12, 2015, 04:22:20 PM

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Listen, Yo. This Is My Art Ladies And Gentlemen.[/quote]

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My Pshyche Says: I Am 10,000% Lé Git.

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That Feeling When Your Bae Tells You I Cry Distilled Tears. Be Realer.

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I Am 10,000% Lé Git. Radical.

velox · September 12, 2015, 04:22:59 PM

cheat why is the quote like that

fix your site

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 12, 2015, 04:23:05 PM

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Jester · September 12, 2015, 04:27:38 PM

Trees Be All Like Don't Listen To The Distractions. And No, I Didn't Learn That In ''School''...Obviously.

Jester · September 12, 2015, 04:28:40 PM

Girl, You So Fine. But Do You Believe Existence Believes In You? Watch Donnie Darko Again And You'll See What I Mean.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 12, 2015, 04:29:18 PM

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Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 04:43:24 PM

"in conclusion, I'm embaressed for you. I can't say much more because I'm *literally* about to transcend."

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 04:44:16 PM

"why do i need a passport if i was born on this planet? a tree just whispered that to me in my sleep."

Shannon · September 12, 2015, 05:08:10 PM

"FYI Haters, Gravity Isn't Real. You Can Have That One For Free."

omg

Luke · September 12, 2015, 05:10:03 PM

"Do Any Of Us Really Have A Mind?"

velox · September 12, 2015, 05:14:38 PM

Quote from: Luke on September 12, 2015, 05:10:03 PM

"Do Any Of Us Really Have A Mind?"

whoah

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 05:14:39 PM

"why do police enforce speed limits when the earth is moving at a million miles an hour? now, if you excuse me, I have to go stare in the mirror and cry."

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 05:15:26 PM

"Shia LaBeouf. drink nothing but distilled water for a month and you'll see what i mean."

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 05:16:14 PM

"REAL TALK: do you believe existence believes in you? Keanu Reeves."

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 05:17:13 PM

"Girl, you so fine. But meet me on FaceTime and let's talk about SpaceTime. Keanu Reeves."

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 05:17:45 PM

"FYI haters, i cry distilled tears. PS. I am now inside your head"

Aw, shit.

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 05:18:34 PM

"trees be all like let's bond on a cellular level. I know this from first hand experience."

I wonder what that feels like.

Elai · September 12, 2015, 05:18:57 PM

These are hysterical.

Jester · September 12, 2015, 06:03:26 PM

Dear Everyone: Your 140 Characters Can't Contain Me. This Is My Art Ladies And Gentlemen. Peace.

Zizzy · September 12, 2015, 06:46:35 PM

Dude, Unlock The Large Hadron Collider In Your Mind. Particles, Man.

Zizzy · September 12, 2015, 06:48:06 PM

Trees Be All Like I'm Embaressed For You. Willow Knows What I'm Talking About

haha, willow tree. i get it.

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2015, 07:42:41 PM

Particles, man.

ban me · September 12, 2015, 07:56:10 PM

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Korra · September 12, 2015, 08:05:11 PM

I want a Verbatim Forum Post Generator.

Verbatim · September 12, 2015, 08:09:28 PM

If Only All The Extinct Animals Hadn't Gone Extinct, They Would Probably Be Able To Talk By Now. ← If You Cant Handle This Kind Of Raw Power And Emotion Please Unfollow Me.

True Turquoise · September 12, 2015, 08:11:03 PM

I'm Sorry Bae, But Trees Are Immortal So You Can't Surprise Them. Epic.

what