ive developed a crush, I just don't know how to tell it to her

rC · October 27, 2015, 11:36:24 AM

should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons, or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?

We'll settle this once and for all, imma tell her at dusk.

Elegiac · October 27, 2015, 11:37:54 AM

no no

at twilight

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Onioncart · October 27, 2015, 12:00:19 PM

There has been and will always be one true answer. Give her a piece of toast in an envelope.

R o c k e t · October 27, 2015, 12:28:27 PM

You mean him

Dan · October 27, 2015, 12:33:16 PM

who the hell says "dusk" anymore as a way of describing a time?

CoastalSet · October 27, 2015, 12:45:56 PM

Mail your scrotum

gats · October 27, 2015, 12:46:53 PM

>hetero
You disgusting normie

Elegiac · October 27, 2015, 12:47:49 PM

I came back to this thread for the gatsby, and I'll be staying for the gatsby

Dietrich Six · October 27, 2015, 01:04:24 PM

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe."

Elegiac · October 27, 2015, 02:02:40 PM

goodnight, gatsby