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None of the below
Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
Had a first kiss
Had sex
Had a serious, long term relationship
Got married

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BaconShelf | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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None of them. I don't see the point in any of it- I've got much more important stuff to do with my time.
Smart man.

Aye. It's just a waste of time.


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I had a girlfriend for two years...

And well, yeah..
Was she that bad to make you turn gay?

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give me her number
I.. dunno what really happened.  Like, she ruined girls for me.
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no.
Hue

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but i want to stik it up your bum
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Hey...
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Hey listen...
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Listen to me for a second...
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MINE
Last Edit: October 02, 2014, 10:19:55 AM by Ossku


The Waifu Master | Legendary Invincible!
 
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I had a girlfriend for two years...

And well, yeah..
Was she that bad to make you turn gay?

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give me her number
I.. dunno what really happened.  Like, she ruined girls for me.
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no.
Hue

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but i want to stik it up your bum
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Hey...
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Hey listen...
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Listen to me for a second...
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MINE

Oi, I don't know how casper managed to brain wash you, but you're mine.


Kinder Graham | Respected Invincible!
 
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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
(ง ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)ง
I had a girlfriend for two years...

And well, yeah..
Was she that bad to make you turn gay?

Spoiler
give me her number
I.. dunno what really happened.  Like, she ruined girls for me.
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no.
Hue

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but i want to stik it up your bum
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Hey...
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Hey listen...
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Listen to me for a second...
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MINE
silly communist, you don't have any class for casper


The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
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The First Justicar
I have a gf. Haven't done anything else yet though.


 
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I am considered as a pet for my Master in real life. I had a Mistress in the past. However, I am still virgin. Saying this out here, because there's no option for that kind of relationship.


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🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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None of the below.


 
True Turquoise
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fuck you
Kiss..


Death | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
For those of you whom haven't experienced the physical aspects of companionship....It's not worth stressing over. The emotional side of things is great though, so I can understand why you seek it. But don't get depressed over sex. You could find a hooker, have sex tonight and it wouldn't make you a different or better person. Probably wouldn't even make you feel better about yourself.
So relax, become collected, put yourself out there, and be the best you. It will come eventually.


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
It's not worth stressing over.
I dont. Ive little interest in any of that stuff.