Let's see:
>Never had sex
>Never been married
>Never smashed a guitar after playing an epic solo
>Never made a full album
>Never lost a fight (actual fights. Not play-fighting or whatever)
>Never seen that one movie people always recommend
>Never dated
>Never punched a girl in the face
>Never been shot in the nards at paintball
>Never owned a gun (haven't got my concealed weapons permit yet