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I got in trouble for making a web site called cornhub.(forgot the domain)

Some one over heard the conversation with my friends and told the principle I had a porn website.
Many lulz were had


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does this stuff even work?
my freshman year my buddies and i totaled the bathrooms. i also tea bagged the teachers door nob when no one was there(besides my buddies on watch).

many lulz were had that year.


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"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
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A COUPLE OF KIDS GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH SANDPAPER. THE TEACHER YELLED SO LOUD MY EARS WERE RINGING. HE USUALLY DOESN'T YELL AT KIDS, BUT WHEN HE DOES YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN HUGE TROUBLE.


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"Heavy boots of lead
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Iron Man lives again!"
Me and my friends figured out how to "hack" into the school's network. The system would list each individual computer by name so if we saw people not doing their work i.e. on Facebook or playing League of Legends we would shut off their computer. It also made you put a message to pop up a few seconds before it shut down so we would put like "WELCOME TO THE MATRIX". We were in the same room so watching their reactions was top notch. Then we started doing it to our teacher. Once while she was doing a powerpoint presentation. The IT guys were terrible at the school, that was such a simple security flaw they left in there.
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My last year of highschool, someone once disturbed a bee hive and a giant swarm of bees descended down on people as they made their way to the next class. I watched from inside one of the buildings as people ran around in a frenzy smacking themselves and freaking out until they made it indoors.

p fucked but I laughed.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
Our school hosts the regional debate tournament every year; it's always one of the biggest tournaments of the season. Anyway, one time (this is all just word of mouth), when the tournament was winding down, some guy from a losing school took a shit on a teacher's (who was also a judge) desk. But two of our school's hall monitors saw it, went into the room, and beat the hell out of the guy. My school is pretty boring, but that's the craziest thing that's happened.