ITT: Movies more offensive than Dragonball Evolution

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I can't think of any.


 
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The Last Airbender.


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1998 Godzilla

DBE wouldn't have been so bad if they had simply not westernized the damn thing. Everyone knew the only people who were going to see it were people that already knew the basic plot to Dragon Ball so modifying it was literally only going to hurt them.

EDIT: Verbatim, you might want to hold off on that until we see how bad the sequel is going to ruin Toph. The sequel is already in the works by Shamalamdingdong.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
The Last Airbender.

I guess that didn't bother me as much because I haven't seen the show.


 
 
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The Last Airbender.
So.
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The AHvatar.
Ung?


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World War Z. Literally has no right to be called that.


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World War Z. Literally has no right to be called that.

But at least it was a decent movie


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Toy Story was a better Dragonball adaption than DBE.


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World War Z. Literally has no right to be called that.

But at least it was a decent movie
"Brad Pitt travels the globe and discovers literally the most retarded way to combat a global pandemic" - the movie

If by decent you mean a hilariously shocking attempt to adapt the source material whilst following a cookie cutter formula, then yes, it was decent.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
The 1998 Godzilla* movie


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World War Z. Literally has no right to be called that.

But at least it was a decent movie
"Brad Pitt travels the globe and discovers literally the most retarded way to combat a global pandemic" - the movie

If by decent you mean a hilariously shocking attempt to adapt the source material whilst following a cookie cutter formula, then yes, it was decent.

DBE literally killed me, I've been dead since 2009.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I thought WWZ was a pretty enjoyable zombie flick.


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I thought WWZ was a pretty enjoyable zombie flick.
It's leagues worse if you're a reader of the book though. What Paramount did to the source material is like HBO having Ned Stark survive to kill all the Lannisters in S1, then have him teleport behind the Nights King and stab him with a katana in S2 while he winks at the camera.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I thought WWZ was a pretty enjoyable zombie flick.
It's leagues worse if you're a reader of the book though. What Paramount did to the source material is like HBO having Ned Stark survive to kill all the Lannisters in S1, then have him teleport behind the Nights King and stab him with a katana in S2 while he winks at the camera.

I read the book too. The movie just felt like it could have been one of the stories that could have happened, rather than adapting them all into one film.


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The Last Airbender.
So.
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The AHvatar.
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They want you to be their Ohvutart Ong
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1998 "Godzilla"
Jurassic Park 3
Batman v Superman


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Metroid Other M
Halo Fall of Reach the Animated Series
Transformers Age of Extinction
Anything made by Uwe Boll
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EDIT: Verbatim, you might want to hold off on that until we see how bad the sequel is going to ruin Toph. The sequel is already in the works by Shamalamdingdong.
That's the character you're worried about getting ruined?

I can't wait to have my google searches ruined forever when that movie comes out


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Lady in the water was a p shit meme tbh


 
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triple 9 was god awful


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something something edgy something
Halo: Foward into dawn.


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I thought WWZ was a pretty enjoyable zombie flick.
It's leagues worse if you're a reader of the book though. What Paramount did to the source material is like HBO having Ned Stark survive to kill all the Lannisters in S1, then have him teleport behind the Nights King and stab him with a katana in S2 while he winks at the camera.

ugh

The book should've been adapted to a show with each character having their own episode or something. Do it like one of those documentaries you see on the discovery channel or something. But that god-awful film has ensured we'll never get anything decent because copyrights and shit. A shame, I wanted to see the battle at yonkers in live action too.


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Halo: Foward into dawn.

Forward Unto Dawn was pretty good. It was Nightfall that was a lot worse.


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Halo: Foward into dawn.

Forward Unto Dawn was pretty good. It was Nightfall that was a lot worse.

This.

Nightfall was so poinless.
There wasn't any bearing on the universe other than killing off some obscure character that nobody gave a shit about anyway, and nothing about it carries over to Locke's Character within Halo 5.

"How will you die commander Locke, and for what?"
"Lol no idea, but look at this I saved the Master Chief whilst maintaining my brick-teir personality"


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I don't think Dragon Ball can be adapted to live action period tbh