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So me and this girl are getting kinda serious. One problem.

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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Why is this a problem?

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Just tell her you're a straight, white male.
Boom, dominance.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 09:32:17 AM
Just tell her you're a straight, white male.
Boom, dominance.
Im a straight, white male

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: oss on May 28, 2015, 09:34:06 AM
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 09:32:17 AM
Just tell her you're a straight, white male.
Boom, dominance.
Im a straight, white male
Yes, ma'am...

 
 
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The Rage....
tfw cute coworker is 3 years younger than me

I don't want to go t ojaiil ;_,;

 
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Deny her sex. She'll eventually cave in.

 
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Healthy doses of physical abuse will establish your position of alpha male.  Don't fuck this up.

 
 
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fuck you
Let her beat you a bit then surprise motherfucker 

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: AstroNaru on May 28, 2015, 01:19:26 PM
tfw cute coworker is 3 years younger than me

I don't want to go t ojaiil ;_,;
You can't go to jail if they never find her body.

 
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The Rage....
Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 01:22:33 PM
Quote from: AstroNaru on May 28, 2015, 01:19:26 PM
tfw cute coworker is 3 years younger than me

I don't want to go t ojaiil ;_,;
You can't go to jail if they never find her body.
Why aren't you a mod yet? This is life saving advice

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: AstroNaru on May 28, 2015, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 01:22:33 PM
Quote from: AstroNaru on May 28, 2015, 01:19:26 PM
tfw cute coworker is 3 years younger than me

I don't want to go t ojaiil ;_,;
You can't go to jail if they never find her body.
Why aren't you a mod yet? This is life saving advice
Well, we can't make the weeaboo conspiracy to take over sep7agon too obvious, now can we?

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: kill yourself on May 28, 2015, 04:42:40 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 28, 2015, 04:41:01 AM
Quote from: kill yourself on May 28, 2015, 04:40:28 AM
i've never seen that as a problem

as  long as she's not taller than you
I personally love it when girls are taller than me, but that's really rare occurrence.
cuck detected
Duh. I'm into femdom for a reason.

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Wow a whole 6 months. She's so old, man.

Does she have to hold your hand while you cross the street?

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does this stuff even work?
Quote from: BrenMan 94 on May 28, 2015, 04:31:51 AM
She's 21.  Six months older than me.


thats practically saying shes the same age as you. It doesnt really even matter.

 
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Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2015, 03:24:54 PM
Wow a whole 6 months. She's so old, man.

Does she have to hold your hand while you cross the street?
yes

 
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Quote from: Flee on May 28, 2015, 04:38:10 AM
My girlfriend is 5 years older than me. You'll do fine.

So she's five?

 
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Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on May 28, 2015, 05:21:52 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 28, 2015, 04:38:10 AM
My girlfriend is 5 years older than me. You'll do fine.

So she's five?
>IngloriousHue

 
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