Necessary lovemaking music
If pleasant scenery helps the process
Theoretically possible answers:
"You're disgusting OP"=I came w/o touching

"What are you doing"=I lasted 1 or 2 minutes and then I busted
"(Asshole/insert insult here)"=I lasted 30 minutes and thank you OP (you are welcome)
"Nice turtle"=Nice turtle
or just leave a like if you didn't fap. I'll understand : )