ITT: Das unboxes memes

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 12:38:48 PM

I was expecting this yesterday but some asshole Europoor had to discover America or some shit...

BEHOLD! A BOX!

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And because the only way to open a meme is with another meme...

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And we open the box to find...

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Packing peanuts.

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FUCK FOAM PEANUTS
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

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will post real results momentarily. Feel free to discuss why you hate foam peanuts too.

Epsira · October 13, 2015, 12:40:20 PM

I bet 50 shekels it's an onahole

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 12:41:12 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 13, 2015, 12:40:20 PM

I bet 50 shekels it's an onahole

Nah, those come in Amazon boxes.

Mat Cauthon · October 13, 2015, 12:41:15 PM

I think the last time I saw foam peanuts was over 5 years ago.

Jester · October 13, 2015, 12:41:25 PM

You can unbox my memes any day ~

Assassin 11D7 · October 13, 2015, 12:42:27 PM

>brings out 2 knives
>puts them away and comes back with a balisong
9/10

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 13, 2015, 12:42:54 PM

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Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 13, 2015, 12:43:47 PM

trim your nails

Epsira · October 13, 2015, 12:44:35 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 13, 2015, 12:41:12 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 13, 2015, 12:40:20 PM
I bet 50 shekels it's an onahole
Nah, those come in Amazon boxes.

Damn, could've ordered an onahole with those shekels.

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 12:44:58 PM

Is it that four pound baby we talked about a few weeks back?

Shipping four pounds of something can't be that expensive.

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 01:02:57 PM

Now this is a much prettier site than foam peanuts.

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We've got a Benchmeme and a Spyderco box just sitting there. Pornographic foreplay to some people like Ryle.

An opening them reveals...

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A blue Paramilitary2 and a... nylon pouch. The para2 is usually only available in black or digital camo, and I hate UCP/ACU pattern with a passion.

But inside that pouch is...

a motherfuckin memeknife.

With a very sexy blade shape.

This has been your daily dose of knife porn with DAS.

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 01:09:08 PM

Daz ITT:

http://tf2wiki.net/ww/images/3/3d/Sniper_specialweapon06.wav

http://tf2wiki.net/ww/images/8/87/Sniper_meleedare01.wav

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 01:10:30 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 01:09:08 PM

Daz

I am not a liberal.

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 01:12:29 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 13, 2015, 01:10:30 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 01:09:08 PM
Daz
I am not a liberal.

http://tf2wiki.net/ww/images/b/b8/Sniper_DominationMedic02.wav

Release · October 13, 2015, 02:11:38 PM

That is one lovely (slightly?) curved knife

Luis · October 13, 2015, 02:48:26 PM

Stab somebody with them

Thun · October 13, 2015, 02:51:10 PM

Ordered knives? How Mexican of you.

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 02:52:47 PM

Quote from: Thunder on October 13, 2015, 02:51:10 PM

Ordered knives? How Mexican of you.

Yeah but my payment didn't decline or bounce. Checkmate, Chavez.

Thun · October 13, 2015, 02:55:09 PM

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Quote from: Thunder on October 13, 2015, 02:51:10 PM
Ordered knives? How Mexican of you.
Yeah but my payment didn't decline or bounce. Checkmate, Chavez.

We play the stolen identity game lad.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 13, 2015, 03:12:10 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 03:12:51 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 13, 2015, 03:12:10 PM

Das answer the question

Which one of the 60 series is it?

67, recurve tanto.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 13, 2015, 03:13:55 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 03:24:44 PM

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Das answer the question

Which one of the 60 series is it?
67, recurve tanto.
That's what I thought why no bowie style though?

i dunno
I like this shape better.

Besides, I've got some clip point/bowie type folders, but no tantos. That's mostly because I usually find tantos ugly, needlessly bulky, and very tacticool mall ninja. The shape on this isn't traditional and more diamond like with a really organic grind. I really dig it aesthetically.

i am karjala takaisin · October 13, 2015, 03:27:19 PM

let's all wait for class to get in here and start complaining about your usage of the word "meme"

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 13, 2015, 03:28:13 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 03:32:51 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 13, 2015, 03:28:13 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 13, 2015, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 13, 2015, 03:13:55 PM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 13, 2015, 03:12:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 13, 2015, 03:12:10 PM
Das answer the question

Which one of the 60 series is it?
67, recurve tanto.
That's what I thought why no bowie style though?
i dunno
I like this shape better.

Besides, I've got some clip point/bowie type folders, but no tantos. That's mostly because I usually find tantos ugly, needlessly bulky, and very tacticool mall ninja. The shape on this isn't traditional and more diamond like with a really organic grind. I really dig it aesthetically.
The tanto just looks like it would be heavy and difficult to do tricks with. Any opinion on that yet?

There's not much a difference between the blade weights, as I understand. It's not real thick.
The thing is really handle heavy and I feel like I have to re-learn all my rollovers, but it feels nice for twirls and shit.

challengerX · October 13, 2015, 03:47:05 PM

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Jocephalopod · October 13, 2015, 03:50:40 PM

that bali reminds me of this monstrosity I own

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 03:53:44 PM

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that bali reminds me of this monstrosity I own

oh my

how many dogs has that beast decapitated?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 13, 2015, 03:53:46 PM

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