ITT create your own friend

Freddy · August 11, 2015, 01:29:37 PM

I have a few kind people as friends (i.e. Verby, however we're just going through a difficult time right now) but if I could choose to create one person that'd be my friend it'd be this

His name would be Ravi, from New Delhi. We only talk online as penpals. He sends me download links to pirated newly releases movies and softcore milf joi's. On a good day we discuss topics such as baking and pantheism. However whenever I ask him about about himself he sends me dick pics with the caption "I come to you" and one photo with his hand in Spiderman fashion, covered in manly juices. I accept this and go about my day

As the months go by I fall in love with a woman, we decide to elope. I lose touch with Ravi because I pay so much attention to her.

On the wedding day, I ogle at her gorgeous, angelic wedding dress as we stand facing each other, the rosy summer horizon cradling our giddy hearts.

"Will you marry this man?" says Flash, donning priest attire.

My bride removes the veil hiding the face I loved all along. "I come to you."

I embraced that beautiful brown man and I was never confused or sad about anything ever again. Rip Cheat

How about yourself

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 01:31:40 PM

But OP, I created you. You are my child.

Ingy · August 11, 2015, 01:32:08 PM

His name is Ethan and he comes with me on my interstellar travels

Thun · August 11, 2015, 01:33:30 PM

Jake Gyllenhal, he already exists though.

Thun · August 11, 2015, 01:33:52 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 11, 2015, 01:32:08 PM

His name is Ethan and he comes with me on my interstellar travels

nice avvy

Elegiac · August 11, 2015, 01:34:14 PM

I'm a pantheist.

My friend is a talking fox. He has the voice of Alan Rickman, and he is a witty fellow.

Freddy · August 11, 2015, 01:34:21 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 01:31:40 PM

But OP, I created you. You are my child.

Dad come home we miss you

Freddy · August 11, 2015, 01:35:56 PM

Quote from: Thunder on August 11, 2015, 01:33:30 PM

Jake Gyllenhal, he already exists though.

He seems like the chillest dude I swear

Jim · August 11, 2015, 01:36:41 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 01:39:01 PM

Quote from: Freddy on August 11, 2015, 01:34:21 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 01:31:40 PM
But OP, I created you. You are my child.

Dad come home we miss you

no

Elegiac · August 11, 2015, 01:40:30 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 11, 2015, 01:36:41 PM

I heard milfs and I came in

Where were you when you heard it? How come you could read the OP without being in the thread?

Jim · August 11, 2015, 01:41:42 PM

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Elegiac · August 11, 2015, 01:47:26 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 11, 2015, 01:41:42 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 11, 2015, 01:36:41 PM
I heard milfs and I came in
Where were you when you heard it? How come you could read the OP without being in the thread?
I have a program on my computer that alerts me whenever the words milf, mom, cougar, etc. are used anywhere on the internet.

Were you in the drawing room when you heard it? The hall? Loitering by the coat racks? Don't rummage through peoples coats!

Jim · August 11, 2015, 02:03:18 PM

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Elegiac · August 11, 2015, 02:11:05 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 11, 2015, 02:03:18 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 01:47:26 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 11, 2015, 01:41:42 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 11, 2015, 01:36:41 PM
I heard milfs and I came in
Where were you when you heard it? How come you could read the OP without being in the thread?
I have a program on my computer that alerts me whenever the words milf, mom, cougar, etc. are used anywhere on the internet.
Were you in the drawing room when you heard it? The hall? Loitering by the coat racks? Don't rummage through peoples coats!
I was in your mom tbh

My mums bf's snores are ungodly. You wouldn't be anywhere near there tbh fam

velox · August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

Ghost Guy · August 11, 2015, 02:32:47 PM

Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

This is like the equivalent of hanging out with a pile of knives.

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 02:36:10 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:32:47 PM

Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

This is like the equivalent of hanging out with a pile of knives.

*look to my right*
Oh...

Elegiac · August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM

Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM

Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen

That's new to you?

Ghost Guy · August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?

YouTube

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
YouTube

Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?

Ghost Guy · August 11, 2015, 02:51:02 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
YouTube

Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?

It's bonerkill perscalpified.

Elegiac · August 11, 2015, 02:51:44 PM

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 02:53:09 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:51:02 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
YouTube

Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
It's bonerkill perscalpified.

What?

velox · August 11, 2015, 02:54:46 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:53:09 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
YouTube

Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
It's bonerkill perscalpified.
What?

IT'S BONERKILL PERSCALPIFIED

Ghost Guy · August 11, 2015, 02:55:28 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:53:09 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
YouTube

Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
It's bonerkill perscalpified.
What?

Quote

All eyes were now trained on me, including the surgeon handling the scalpel (boner-kill personified... Or perscalpified).

Dead memes.

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 02:57:39 PM

Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:55:28 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:53:09 PM
Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Fun Timer on August 11, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 11, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
YouTube

Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
It's bonerkill perscalpified.
What?
Quote
All eyes were now trained on me, including the surgeon handling the scalpel (boner-kill personified... Or perscalpified).
Dead memes.

Oh.
Your wonderful story.

Jester · August 12, 2015, 03:39:23 AM

Quote from: Cerulean on August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM

I already posted this

Ásgeirr · August 12, 2015, 03:50:58 AM

All my friends are my creations though

dont you know

the weebs are my alts

;__;