ITT create a short tale

Release · January 25, 2015, 06:26:25 PM

A young adventurer ventured to find his childhood love,

Plunging into the world's end sea, he stumbled into a grotto,

Gems, coins and fabled things of old lined the dark place,

None of it interested him, all he wanted was her,

As he wondered where to look, a dragon swallowed him whole,

He found her body there, in that stomach,

He sat there and loved her as he slowly died from the dragon's digestion,

Realizing she never really liked him that much

Your turn if you'd like

Coomer · January 25, 2015, 06:27:07 PM

Once upon a time, there was a faggot

His name was OP

THE END

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 25, 2015, 06:29:07 PM

dicks

the end.

Mat Cauthon · January 25, 2015, 06:44:17 PM

Spoiler

True Turquoise had a waifu.
She was a Naval Carrier Vessel.
His waifu was weaker than Byrne's waifu.
Byrne's waifu was a mighty Battleship that killed aliens and didn't afraid of anything.
Waifu stronk!
The waifus met one day during a "bring your waifu to weeb" day.
The Battleship waifu liked the Carrier.
She took True's waifu out back and raped her against a wall.
There were tears.
True wasn't happy, but Byrne didn't mind.
They fucked more.
And that's canon.

The End.

Mattie G Indahouse · January 25, 2015, 06:46:46 PM

The OP's penis.

Yu · January 25, 2015, 07:07:52 PM

I love ships.

Mat Cauthon · January 25, 2015, 07:12:56 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 25, 2015, 07:07:52 PM

I love ships.

I'd write one for you but no one likes her enough to make relevant art.

Yu · January 25, 2015, 07:16:28 PM

Quote from: Nagato on January 25, 2015, 07:12:56 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 25, 2015, 07:07:52 PM
I love ships.
I'd write one for you but no one likes her enough to make relevant art.

;______;

One day, I'm waiting for Kantai S2 announcement.

Mat Cauthon · January 26, 2015, 03:11:17 AM

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Elegiac · January 26, 2015, 03:43:36 AM

There was a giant fox. He nommed everything. Fin.

Dogruk · January 26, 2015, 04:33:39 AM

When Dogruk and brother ogre Worag small, fight often. Worag older, stronger. Always beat Dogruk. One day, Dogruk strong. Dogruk beat Worag. Mother ogre proud.

Mat Cauthon · January 26, 2015, 05:58:13 AM

Quote from: Dogruk on January 26, 2015, 04:33:39 AM

When Dogruk and brother ogre Worag small, fight often. Worag older, stronger. Always beat Dogruk. One day, Dogruk strong. Dogruk beat Worag. Mother ogre proud.

That brought a tear to my eye.