Poll

How do you wipe?

Dry Standing
Dry Sitting
Wet Wipe Standing
Wet Wipe Sitting
Bidet
Shower

Its that time again.

Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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This is for science.


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Standing to wipe is the patrician way to wipe


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how the fuck do you wipe standing? you'd need no arse to do that.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I love wet wipes but I hit my hole with tp for the most part. Standing obviously


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Standing to wipe just sounds flat out retarded.

Like that autistic person in high school that would always drop his pants to his ankles to use the urinal


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I have one of those fancy Japanese toilets.


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Aren't wet wipes detrimental for your septic tank?


 
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Aren't wet wipes detrimental for your septic tank?

they also clog up the sewer system too


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Standing to wipe is the patrician way to wipe

Actually it's the plebeian way as plebs don't have a place to sit while they wipe their asses.


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Aren't wet wipes detrimental for your septic tank?
They're suuuper bad for the environment in general.


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First I do seated dry wipe

Then seated wet wipe

Then standing wet

Then standing dry

Also I get completely naked every time I poop and I poop a lot and often (2-3 times daily)


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Standing to wipe is the patrician way to wipe

Actually it's the plebeian way as plebs don't have a place to sit while they wipe their asses.

>not having your slaves wipe your ass for you

Barbaric


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First I do seated dry wipe

Then seated wet wipe

Then standing wet

Then standing dry

Also I get completely naked every time I poop and I poop a lot and often (2-3 times daily)
I like to get naked and face the back of the toilet. The tank makes a good table for a bowl of cereal


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
First I do seated dry wipe

Then seated wet wipe

Then standing wet

Then standing dry

Also I get completely naked every time I poop and I poop a lot and often (2-3 times daily)
I like to get naked and face the back of the toilet. The tank makes a good table for a bowl of cereal

I need to try this at 2 in the morning


 
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I don't know whether squatting just above the seat so I can actually reach my buttcrack counts as standing or sitting so I just voted bidet tbh


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First I do seated dry wipe

Then seated wet wipe

Then standing wet

Then standing dry

Also I get completely naked every time I poop and I poop a lot and often (2-3 times daily)
I like to get naked and face the back of the toilet. The tank makes a good table for a bowl of cereal

I need to try this at 2 in the morning
need those pics