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IT WAS ME GOJII WAS GAMERA THE WHOLE TIMEWHICH GOJIRA IS MY FAVORITE? HAW HAW WHAT A QUESTION, THAT'S LIKE ASKING IF I PREFER A ROOT CANAL OR PASSING A STONE, HEY HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU, WHICH VERSION OF BARFZILLA ISN'T A FAILURE? GIVE UP? NONE OF THEM BECAUSE HIS CAREER IS DEAD! REMEMBER THAT FAT AMERICAN CHUNKZILLA THAT CAME OUT THIS YEAR? NO? NEITHER DO I, HE BELLY-FLOPPED RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX OFFICE! AND JAPAN WANTS TO MAKE ANOTHER FAILZILLA? FAT CHANCE, BETTER GET HIM BACK IN SHAPE, BUT NOW THAT HE'S BEEN AMERICANIZED HE'S ON A STRICT CHEESEBURGER AND DONUT DIET! HEY DID YOU HEAR WHEN BLOATZILLA GOES TO MCDONALD'S HIS ORDER SOUNDS LIKE A PHONE NUMBER?WHAT YOU SHOULD REALLY BE LOOKING FORWARD TO IS MY NEW MOVIE TRILOGY, WHICH IS GOING TO START PRODUCTION SOON! I'LL BE GETTING A CALL FROM THE PRODUCER ANY DAY NOW, SO IN THE MEANTIME I'LL CHILL WITH MY FIFTY SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIENDS AND MY PRIVATE ISLAND WHICH BY THE WAY HAS GAMERALAND, THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THEME PARK IN HISTORY! ALL CHILDREN WELCOME AS I AM FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! TUBZILLA ONLY LIKES CHILDREN WHEN THEY'RE COVERED IN CHEESE AND SLATHERED IN BUTTER! SMELL YOU LATER, LOSERS! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FROZEN DINNER FOR ONE ON CHRISTMAS, HAW HAW HAW!