It was a day like any other...

Zonda · October 12, 2015, 09:00:48 AM

>be me
>January 2008, 12 years old
>huge fan of pro wrestling, follow it religiously on Austar
>Watch the Royal Rumble match, late at night due to time zone clash (I'm Aussie)
>Hyped af, my Dad never let me stay up this late before
>Match starts, Undertaker the first contestant in the ring
>startingbig.exe
>chaos begins to ensue, third guy that everyone hates gets eliminated in 25 seconds
>more heavy hitters enter the ring, shit gets exciting
>Hornswoggle being double teamed by Mark Henry and Big Daddy V, 2 of the biggest contestants
>Finlay to the rescue, shillelaghs the cunts like a boss
>disqualifies self in the process
>sweating the whole match, temperature is at least 35 degrees C at night
>gets to the last contestant
>Mystery guest
>who will it be.jpg
>DOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Trumpets blaring
>The man himself enters the ring
>Takes the title
>His name is John Cena.

The Lord Ruler · October 12, 2015, 09:02:20 AM

THERE WILL NOT BE WRESTLING IN THIS FORUM

Zonda · October 12, 2015, 09:07:50 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on October 12, 2015, 09:02:20 AM

THERE WILL NOT BE WRESTLING IN THIS FORUM

Am I ready for what?

A salt rifle · October 12, 2015, 10:10:50 AM

>wrong shade of green

Nexus · October 12, 2015, 10:13:02 AM

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

Kitsune 狐 · October 12, 2015, 10:24:16 AM

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Zonda · October 13, 2015, 01:07:19 AM

C'mon guys this thread is a masterpiece.

Dietrich Six · October 13, 2015, 03:31:32 PM

I rike this game.

Jono · October 13, 2015, 03:34:56 PM

The 2008 Royal Rumble was one of the best ones.

Then a few months later, WWE changed because of happened to Krispin Wahh

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 13, 2015, 03:40:35 PM

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Release · October 13, 2015, 04:02:53 PM

John Cena as a meme transcends the fabric of space time and what is conceivable.

Spoiler

R o c k e t · October 13, 2015, 04:49:50 PM

Quote from: Jono on October 13, 2015, 03:34:56 PM

The 2008 Royal Rumble was one of the best ones.

Then a few months later, WWE changed because of happened to Krispin Wahh

That was terrible

Jono · October 13, 2015, 05:55:55 PM

Quote from: CockRocket on October 13, 2015, 04:49:50 PM

Quote from: Jono on October 13, 2015, 03:34:56 PM
The 2008 Royal Rumble was one of the best ones.

Then a few months later, WWE changed because of happened to Krispin Wahh
That was terrible

That's what steroids and doing diving headbutts off the turnbuckles will do to you