Three were given to the admins, fairest and wisest of the posters
Seven to the Ninjas, great baners of the trolls
And Nine, Nine Nameplates were gifted to the circlejerkers, who above all else desire attention

But they were all of the them deceived, for another Nameplate was made
In the land of Anarchy, in the fires of Thread Shithole
The dark lord Comms forged in secret, a Master Nameplate to control all others
And into this plate he poured his shitposting, his autism, and his euphoric.

One Nameplate to rule them all.

Comms was a swell fellow.

Oh yeah, who was it that saved the #swageplate? I want it.

One nameplate to rule them all
One nameplate to find them
One nameplate to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of anarchy where the autists lie
Three for the admins, beneath the code
Seven for the ninja Lords with their hammers of ban
And nine for mortal circlejerkers, doomed to die
In the land of Anarchy, where the Autists lie

ayy lmao