It's motherfuckin tomato season, yo.

DAS B00T x2 · July 16, 2015, 05:01:49 PM

Fuck Ramadan, fuck Lent, this is the true mother fucking holy time of the year. Tomato season is a magical time where the tomato plants that any true American has in his back yard start producing tons of the wondrous red fruits that some heathens call a fucking vegetable. It's a fruit, you cunts. A fucking fruit. You don't cut a vegetable in half, dump a little salt on it, and then eat it for breakfast.

So how many of you faggots aren't real men and haven't had entire meals based around the tomato yet?

gats · July 16, 2015, 05:03:13 PM

my parents make this cool fried tomato dish with onions. it's pretty dank for breakfast

DAS B00T x2 · July 16, 2015, 05:05:51 PM

Quote from: guts on July 16, 2015, 05:03:13 PM

my parents make this cool fried tomato dish with onions. it's pretty dank for breakfast

Tell your parents that they're doing God's work.

Oh · July 16, 2015, 05:07:58 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 16, 2015, 05:05:51 PM

Quote from: guts on July 16, 2015, 05:03:13 PM
my parents make this cool fried tomato dish with onions. it's pretty dank for breakfast
Tell your parents that they're doing God's work.

they're in ISIS, they're well aware of that.

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gats · July 16, 2015, 05:08:31 PM

LOL deep >.>

Tyger · July 16, 2015, 05:10:09 PM

Fried green tomatos are best tomatos

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 16, 2015, 05:12:19 PM

Quote from: guts on July 16, 2015, 05:03:13 PM

my parents make this cool fried tomato dish with onions. it's pretty dank for breakfast

Are eggs involved?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · July 16, 2015, 05:16:39 PM

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Rinev · July 16, 2015, 05:18:07 PM

I don't like tomato.

DAS B00T x2 · July 16, 2015, 05:18:35 PM

Quote from: Esoteric on July 16, 2015, 05:16:39 PM

tomatoes in the back yard have been ruined by all the rain

we've gotten like 40 inches since May

shit sucks yo :\

i love salted tomatoes for breakfast or lunch or dinner or all the time

I am so sorry.

Everyone let's help Slash. 1 like = 1 pray

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BC · July 16, 2015, 05:24:05 PM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooooooooo👌 on July 16, 2015, 05:07:58 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 16, 2015, 05:05:51 PM
Quote from: guts on July 16, 2015, 05:03:13 PM
my parents make this cool fried tomato dish with onions. it's pretty dank for breakfast
Tell your parents that they're doing God's work.
they're in ISIS, they're well aware of that.

LOL

Thun · July 16, 2015, 05:31:55 PM

I have apples, pears, plums, cherries, strawberries, gay-ass blackberries and even pluots growing on my property but no tomatoes.

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Thun · July 16, 2015, 05:39:35 PM

Quote from: Esoteric on July 16, 2015, 05:33:35 PM

Quote from: Suarez on July 16, 2015, 05:31:55 PM
I have apples, pears, plums, cherries, strawberries, gay-ass blackberries and even pluots growing on my property but no tomatoes.
i've never had the opportunity to taste pluots. Are they any good?

There's different combinations of the flavors. The one's I have taste like a tart plum.

Kitsune 狐 · July 16, 2015, 06:44:32 PM

I totally read that as "tornado season" and was highly confused....

Ot: I love tomatoes especially green fried tomatoes. My mom makes the best.

Saleem · July 16, 2015, 07:57:44 PM

Got 3 different kinds growing out back. Along with corn, peas, lettuce, green beans, spinach, beets, carrots, and melon.

Turkey · July 16, 2015, 07:58:29 PM

The only things that grow in my backyard are alligators and wasps.

Saleem · July 16, 2015, 08:00:06 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 16, 2015, 07:58:29 PM

The only things that grow in my backyard are alligators and wasps.

I hear gator tastes like chicken so you're good.

July 16, 2015, 08:03:00 PM

Fried green tomatoes.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · July 16, 2015, 08:04:20 PM

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CIS · July 16, 2015, 08:52:59 PM

Tomatoes are fucking disgusting. Please die.

Casper · July 16, 2015, 09:18:08 PM

Tomatoes are vegetables and disgusting ones at that.

Saleem · July 16, 2015, 09:29:57 PM

The last two poster's salt would go well on delicious tomatoes.

CIS · July 16, 2015, 09:38:12 PM

Quote from: Saleem on July 16, 2015, 09:29:57 PM

The last two poster's salt would go well on delicious tomatoes.

You sick fuck

Saleem · July 16, 2015, 09:39:53 PM

Quote from: CIS Scum on July 16, 2015, 09:38:12 PM

Quote from: Saleem on July 16, 2015, 09:29:57 PM
The last two poster's salt would go well on delicious tomatoes.

You sick fuck

DAS B00T x2 · July 17, 2015, 05:57:16 AM

Quote from: Casper on July 16, 2015, 09:18:08 PM

Tomatoes are vegetables and disgusting ones at that.

kill yourself, stupid Pole.

T6 · July 17, 2015, 06:02:08 AM

I like tomatoes