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It's almost 2015 and I haven't lost my virginity yet

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Discuss my inability to give Women the balls of fury.

EDIT: To somebody other than my cousin
Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 10:04:14 PM by Jester

 
 
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Honestly, if you haven't had sex before turning 18, I feel a little sad for you.

 
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
Don't think you are less of a person for not having sex. That changes nothing about you.
Honestly don't rush it. Find that perfect person for you, and when it happens it happens.

Don't let your life revolve around that. Because once you experience it, you'll feel empty. Because your life is meant for more than a  feeling.

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Quote from: SecondClass on December 18, 2014, 09:57:44 PM
Honestly, if you haven't had sex before turning 18, I feel a little sad for you.
22 here, working is more important. Which I'm not doing anyway...argh

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Someone other than your cousin?






























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how about your sister then?

 
 
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>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

 
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Quote from: WORKSHOPWIZARD on December 18, 2014, 10:12:08 PM
Someone other than your cousin?






























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how about your sister then?
Wat

 
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.

 
 
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Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...

 
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at least you're not a slut like me

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Been dicked? wat

 
 
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Quote from: aTALLmidget on December 18, 2014, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Been dicked? wat
I'm a vers. bi dude. what the fuck do you expect it to mean?

 
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Quote from: Ryle | Slo Rock It on December 18, 2014, 10:26:26 PM
at least you're not a slut like me

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
Old timer, tell me a story.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:36:54 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
Old timer, tell me a story.
This one time, at band camp....

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: aTALLmidget on December 18, 2014, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Been dicked? wat
I'm a vers. bi dude. what the fuck do you expect it to mean?

Why didn't you dick the dick back?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:37:38 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:36:54 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
Old timer, tell me a story.
This one time, at band camp....
I want to hear all of it.

 
 
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Oh who gives a cunt.

 
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on December 18, 2014, 09:57:44 PM
Honestly, if you haven't had sex before turning 18, I feel a little sad for you.
If you've had sex before turning eighteen, you're kind of a flaming retard.

Okay, fine, sixteen. Anything before that is just... Like, I'd fucking throttle you, because that is just too goddamn stupid for me to handle.
Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 10:58:25 PM by Verbatim

 
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Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:40:41 PM
Oh who gives a cunt.
Not a single Women I've ever met.

 
 
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Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:45:26 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:40:41 PM
Oh who gives a cunt.
Not a single Women I've ever met.
Why does it matter to you so much?

That's the pathetic part.

 
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